The Topic That Will Never Die

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Once upon a time, someone was telling a story. This was way, way back in the olde days...and they were the very first person ever to use the introductory phrase, "Once upon a time...". Neat, huh?
 
Notice the sarcasm

That's because the first guy thought he was really clever, but he WAS the first guy, so there wasn't alot of Time, once-upon, before he opened his mouth, and, as a result, all said first guy ended up with was a bunch of newly literate cave folk looking at him from across the fire trying to decide if he was worth the headache of keeping him around or if maybe he ought to be the "volunteered" next time they needed to stake something out for saber-tooth bait.

 
I really feel bad now, because my favorite food is shrimp. At 6 ft. 2 in., 185 lbs., I don't feel like a shrimp.

So just maybe, we aren't what we eat. :question:
 

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