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Originally posted by volattic@Feb 22, 2005 3:40 PM
the school picture is one of the coolest i have ever seen it is funny as hell!!!! :lolup:
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Yeah, and notice at the bottom where they spelled Realizing wrong.
 
#4,002
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Yeah, the school picture is good, but all of a sudden I started having optical illusions, and nothing else seemd to matter.
 
#4,006
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English signs in Foreign countries:

In a Bangkoktemple:
"IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN."

  Cocktail lounge, Norway:
"LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR."

  Doctors office, Rome:
"SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

 Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
"DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

 In a Nairobirestaurant:
"CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER."

 On an AthiRiverhighway:this is the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi.
"TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE."

 On a poster at Kencom:
"ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP."

 In a City restaurant:
"OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS."

  A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:
"DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS."

 In a cemetery:
"PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES."

 Tokyohotel's rules and regulations:
"GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED."

  On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
"OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR."

  In a Tokyobar:
"SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS."

 Hotel, Yugoslavia:
"THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID."

  Hotel, Japan:
"YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID."

  In the lobby of a Moscowhotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
"YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY."

  A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
"IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACKFORESTCAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE."

  Hotel, Zurich:
"BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE."

  Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?"

  The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
"GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE."

  In a Swiss mountain inn:
"SPECIAL TODAY - NO ICE-CREAM."

  Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
"WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS."

  A laundry in Rome:
"LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME."
 
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Originally posted by Orangewhiteblood+Feb 22, 2005 3:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Orangewhiteblood &#064; Feb 22, 2005 3:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-volattic@Feb 22, 2005 3:40 PM
the school picture is one of the coolest i have ever seen it is funny as hell&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lolup:
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Yeah, and notice at the bottom where they spelled Realizing wrong. [/quote]
I don&#39;t want to start another spelling thread . . . but they spelled it right according to them. They don&#39;t use the letter Z over there.
 
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Originally posted by GAVol@Feb 24, 2005 8:56 AM
I don&#39;t want to start another spelling thread . . . but they spelled it right according to them. They don&#39;t use the letter Z over there.
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Where is over there? In the UK?
 
#4,012
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I live quite close to a river that actually flows north instead of south and it is supposedly the second oldest river in the world.

Who knows its name?
 
#4,017
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Of course, I know that the posts will be read later by the likes of Surrreal, junior and others who frequent this thread, but it&#39;s more enjoyable when others are in the thread at the same time.
 
#4,019
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It is a beautiful spring-like day in West Tennessee. My husband and two of our friends are working on fixing the floor in our daughter&#39;s bedroom. I am sitting here in cyberspace wondering where everybody else is.
 
#4,020
#4,020
I am now only 88 posts away from 6,000 after this post. If I start a basketball game thread today when the Vols play, I could exceed 6,000 posts today. If I can stay awake.
 
#4,021
#4,021
I wish the remainder of our basketball games were at home. Kentucky is going to SLAUGHTER us and I don&#39;t feel too confident about Arkansas today either.

Of course, Chris Lofton COULD get hot and light up some three-pointers today.
 
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