The Topic That Will Never Die

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#3,851
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Unsweetened tea just tastes better...
Would you like your fish poached or broiled?...
My fiance Bobbie Jo is registered at Tiffany's...
I've got 2 cases of Zima for the Super Bowl...
Little Debbie cakes have too many fat grams...
Checkmate...
She's too young to be wearing a bikini...
Does this salad bar have bean sprouts?...
Hey, its an episode of Hee Haw we haven't seen...
I don't have a favorite college football team...
Be sure to put my salad dressing on the side...
You All...
Those shorts ought to be a little longer , Darla...
 
#3,856
#3,856
A string walks into a bar and the bartender told him they didn't serve strings in that bar.

String goes outside, sees a good-looking woman, and asks her to tie him in a knot.

After he convinces her to do that, he asks her if she has a hairbrush.

She did and so he tells her to rub that knot with the hairbrush until he says to stop.

He finally says stop, goes back in the bar and orders a drink.

"Say", said the bartender, "Aren't you that string that was in here awhile ago"?

"No", said the string. "I'm afraid not".

(Frayed knot) :)
 
#3,858
#3,858
2 guys were out drinking and driving around when they see flashing blue lights up ahead

1st guy says "Oh hell what are we gonna do?"
2nd guy says " Kill that beer and peel the lable off and stick it on your forehead"
1st guy 'What?"
2nd guy " Just do it!"

they pull up to the road block and the officer steps up to the car and sees the 2 guys with beer lables stuck to their foreheads..."You fellows been drinking tonight?"

"No sir officer, (pointing to his head) We're on the patch."
 
#3,859
#3,859
sayings to tell someone yes, definitely but with flair...

"Does a bear sh** in the woods?"
"Is a frog's butt watertight?"
"Are Bammer's delusional?"
"Does Vandy's volleyball team have a better chance at a winning season than the football team?"
"Can Spurrier throw his visor the length of the football field?"
" Is Notre Dame overrated every yr?" ......

Got anymore?
 
#3,862
#3,862
I don't know for sure, but I think that this topic was dying! Back to the top!
 
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