The Topic That Will Never Die

[volmanjr]

Only in America do banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the counter.

 

[volmanjr]

Only in America .... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars sitting in the driveway while the garage is full of wirthless junk.

 

[volmanjr]

Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the 1st place.

 

[volmanjr]

Only in America... do they sell hotdogs in packages of 10 and buns in packs of 8 or 12.

 

[volmanjr]

Only in America... does the word politics desribe the process so well- Poli in Latin meaning "many" and tics meaning " blood-sucking creatures"

 

[volmanjr]

only in America... are there driveup ATMs with braille lettering.

 

[volmanjr]

I intend to live forever... so far so good!

 

[volmanjr]

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who live by the gun.

 

[U-T]

Ugh, I hate work

 

[volmanjr]

I have a mind like a steel trap.... rusty and illegal in 37 states

 

[volmanjr]

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes

 

[volmanjr]

Honk if you love peace and quiet

 

[volmanjr]

the colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required to be on it

 

[OWB]

Your padding skills are strong young ninja, your curveball skills.......eh, not so good!

 

[volmanjr]

you ain't seen my knuckle ball yet?

 

[OWB]

No I haven't, but I hope that it is good since I put up another high score. B)

 

[milohimself]

Indeed, Volman does have awesome posting skills.

 

[milohimself]

I figured I'd be good ad it too, now... I recently got diagnosed with ADD.

 

[milohimself]

^^ Not a joke.

 

[milohimself]

I took a test, and the doctor warned us before of the grey definition of ADD, as it can be sometimes just stress or what have you

 

[milohimself]

But, the meeting ended with "Ma'am, if your son doesn't have ADD, then I didn't ever go to med school"

 

[milohimself]

So me = medicated

 

[OWB]

Sorry to hear that Milo......

 

[OWB]

but I think that......

 

[OWB]

over half of our population.....