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#3,552
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When you think about it, attention defecit disorder makes a lot of sense. There isn't a whole lot worth paying attention to in this country.
 
#3,553
#3,553
Who decides when the applause should die down? It seems like it's a group decision; Everyone begins to say to themselves at the same time, "Well, okay, that's enough of that."
 
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#3,554
When writing a letter of reference for a friend, give him a glowing recommendation, but just for fun, conclude by saying "Don't let Dave's legal history trouble you. There's reason to believe the little girl was lying."
 
#3,559
#3,559
Have you noticed when you wear a hat for a long time it feels like it's not there anymore? And then when you take it off it feels like it's still there? What is that?
 
#3,561
#3,561
Sometime when youre watching a street musician, walk over in the middle of a song and whisper to him that you don't like his music. Then take a dollar out of his cup and walk away.
 
#3,564
#3,564
It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.
 
#3,565
#3,565
When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.
 
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#3,566
The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League All-Stars Game.
 
#3,568
#3,568
ok folks, I come down with broncitis(sp?) for a few days and can't get outta bed and this thread falls off the map so get on board and keep it alive!
 
#3,570
#3,570
anybody heard from OTIS lately, did the boy run off with the inheritance and forget about all his buddies at the nation?
 
#3,571
#3,571
I don't know, they could have changed the policy at the jail and not let him out anymore. He has the bail money now though.
 
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