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While I get my page filling head on, how about those 2 classics from page-filling 101: the Limerick and the add-a-line short story....



I.e. for Limerick, 1st person says:

"Stevie threw his visor down"

2nd:

"Wishing his nose was Brown"

3rd:

"The Vols' Junior Witten"

4th:

"Just wasn't quitting"

5th:

"And finally took it to town"





 
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Short Story 1:


It was a dark and Buffy night.

It would have been Stormy, but Stormy had a stomach bug, so Buffy was filling in.

As the Florida high school recruits filed into the supposed Tri-Delt sorority house, located, suspiciously, on the hooker-strip just outside the airport, more than one of them wondered why a sorority house had a bar, DJ, and stage complete with floor-to-cieling, well-oiled metal poles.

But these were high school boys. More importantly, they were high school boys who were condering gong to "school" in Gainesville. In other words, we're not talking brain trust here.

As they walked through the door....


 
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Originally posted by MemphisVol+Sep 17, 2004 11:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MemphisVol @ Sep 17, 2004 11:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-LadyinOrange@Sep 17, 2004 10:51 PM
There once was a team called the Gators
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L2:

Who think they&#39;re the gods of our Paters [/quote]
They&#39;ve got the gonads
 
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Originally posted by GAVol+Sep 17, 2004 11:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (GAVol @ Sep 17, 2004 11:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-LadyinOrange@Sep 17, 2004 11:51 PM
There once was a team called the Gators
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Who played like a bunch of male skaters? [/quote]
L2b:

They prissed and they posed

and made you suppose....


 
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