The Topic That Will Never Die

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#4,478
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Well, this game is over. Louisville is in the lead with 45 seconds left and it is 90 - 83 and they are going back to the line.

WVU just got cold at the end. If they could have played any defense, they would have won this game. Rebounds hurt too.
 
#4,482
#4,482
Louisville really scored some points in the last 3/4 of that game. I thought they only had like 10 points in the first 10 minutes.
 
#4,483
#4,483
they did. they went crazy at the end of the game. Plus the fact that West Virginia went ice cold.
 
#4,491
#4,491
mine was good. spent all day with my girlfriend in my room watching basketball. (shes a bigger fan than me).
 
#4,497
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n a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!
Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare. Eyes riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a cowboy named Jack from Carmichael Saskatchewan stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes.
He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt. One button at a time.
No one moves.
He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.
She gasps...
He whispers...."Iron this -- and then get me a beer."
 
#4,498
#4,498
John & Marsha decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot" he shouted.
A few moments passed "An ambulance just drove by"
A few moments passed.
"Looks like the Andersons have company" he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike"
"The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!!
Dad cautiously asked "How do you know they are having sex??"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing out on his balcony too"
 
#4,499
#4,499
did somebody piss Otis off, he was gone for several months after his trip then back for a few days and now not a word for weeks????
 
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