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Originally posted by LadyinOrange+Feb 27, 2005 12:16 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (LadyinOrange @ Feb 27, 2005 12:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-surrealvol@Feb 26, 2005 11:06 PM
Hey, here&#39;s one.  Did you all know that there are thirty countries around the world that do not spend as much on EVERYTHING they buy in a year as we do here in America on TRASH BAGS in a year?

I think that&#39;s a very sad statistic&#33;  But enlightening&#33;

I have to know this kind of stuff because I use it in my Motivation and Leadership class.
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I was going to make a very un-politically correct remark and thought better of it.

Little children may be watching. [/quote]
That&#39;s simple. They don&#39;t bag their trash.
 
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I am so weird. I went to bed at 1:00 this morning, got back up at 6:30 and didn&#39;t get sleepy in the afternoon even once&#33; If I had gone to bed at 10:00, my eyes would have been drooping around 1:00 or Social Studies, whichever happened to come first.
 
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I wonder why UT baseball ( or any college baseball for that matter) gets so litlle coverage. ESPN doesn&#39;t even have a page for college baseball.

:dunno:
 
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Ever wonder about those people who spend &#036;2.00 apiece on those
little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
 
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn&#39;t it follow
that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
 
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little
spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?
 
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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What
are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don&#39;t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
 
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The entrance opens, two men dressed in Pilots&#39; uniforms walk
up the aisle. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is
using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with
a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men
enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The
passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that
this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane
moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the
window seats realize they&#39;re headed straight for the water at the edge
of the airport territory. As it begins to look as though the
plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At
that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax
and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their
magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You
know, Bob, one of these days, they&#39;re gonna scream too late and we&#39;re all gonna die."
 
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