The Topic That Will Never Die XIX

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#4,902
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My buddy, a TN fan is going to his first major college football game ever in Athens. He is taking his gf, an UGA fan. He is a police officer so I am going to convince him to quickly flash his badge and make his way into the UGA locker room. Once he gets in he will put itching powder in all of the UGA players pants. Boom....Vols win!
 
#4,903
#4,903
Statistically speaking, every time I have watched a TN/GA game and have had a hangover, we have won, when I watch without we lose, so therefore tonight I shall make sure I have a hangover tomorrow.
 
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GASOUTHERNVOL said:
Statistically speaking, every time I have watched a TN/GA game and have had a hangover, we have won, when I watch without we lose, so therefore tonight I shall make sure I have a hangover tomorrow.
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Drink nothing but sweet girly drinks and do jager shots in between. Add in a touch of goldschlger (sp?) and dirt cheap bourbon. Whn you are done and feel that you have created a hangover do a couple more shots. This is an important win and it may hang on your shoulders. :pukeb:
 
#4,905
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GASOUTHERNVOL said:
Statistically speaking, every time I have watched a TN/GA game and have had a hangover, we have won, when I watch without we lose, so therefore tonight I shall make sure I have a hangover tomorrow.
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Where you headed tonight? I will show up and make sure you have a hang over my friend!! We need this win!
 
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#4,907
#4,907
I'm heading to the house. Cut the lights off and get outta there Smokey. Tell 'em I said so.


We WILL beat GA tomorrow!!!!!!
 
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