The Topic That Will Never Die XIV

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#10,926
#10,926
Well my goodness gracious let me tell you the news
My head's been wet with the midnight dew
I've been down on bended knee talkin' to the man from Galilee
He spoke to me in the voice so sweet
I thought I heard the shuffle of the angel's feet
He called my name and my heart stood still
When he said, "John go do My will!"
 
#10,928
#10,928
My nephew attends UT. My sister called at lunch and was telling me he was in a frat sponsored golf tourney last saturday. A bunch of the kids(him included) got in a golf cart war.... he flipped his.. now has a broken arm and scratches everywhere..

ah those college memories will last a lifetime...
 
#10,934
#10,934
climbed a banner rope on the outside of the bar, rope broke, fell and broke my hand, went to the after party, on the way i called pour and told him to get me some papertowls ducktape and a bag of ice. On my way i picked up a splint, when i got there i rigged up a spint
 
#10,938
#10,938
hell yah as long as you got out of there. ive gotten a few tractors stuck in my time, but thats about it, who know that a D7 could get stuck in a retention pond
 
#10,939
#10,939
My first car was a 89 camry. After a night of drinking on my buddies farm we thought it would be a great idea to do donuts in my camry in the middle of the field. Only problem was there was a 5ft sinkhole in the middle of a hay field. I found that hole while sliding sideway. Long story short I flipped it on the side, shattered a window, and bent 2 of my wheels.
 
#10,942
#10,942
OK I'm done.

See Ya...
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