The Topic That Will Never Die XIII

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Bottle of Merlot
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> A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
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> So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there,' and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.
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> She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by
> a note.
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> The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
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> The note read:
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> For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and '7' inches in your pants'.
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> After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.
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> It read:
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> 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be: I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the wine back....
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> Tiger
 
Rucker twitter DC search latest...

-Since Barry isn't an option, here are the other names I've hear most for #Vols DC: Everett Withers, Travis Jones, Bob Sanders, Sal Sunseri.

-By no means is it down to just those guys, but those are the four names I've heard kicked around the most by those who might have a clue.

-It's worth remembering that Sunseri didn't leave for other college jobs because Saban wanted him to stay until after signing day...

-That he would be a really good hire. RT @adammayfield: @wesrucker what are your thoughts on Everett Withers?

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