The Topic That Will Never Die VI

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thats cool. i've played so much the past couple of weeks, i'm having to force myself not to play.

i'm gonna go broke very quick if i keep this pace up.
 
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DUI seminar...

From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport comes this
true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in
Paris, Tennessee. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving
the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled
around the parking lot for a few m inutes, with the officer quietly
observing After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on
five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into
it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left
the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers
on and off-it was a fine, dry summer night-flicked the blinkers on and
off a couple of times, honked the horn, and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a li ttle and then
remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons'
vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking
lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started
up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man
over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the
breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol
at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me
to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.'

'I doubt it,' said the truly proud Hillbilly; 'Tonight I'm the
designated decoy.'
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