You can lead a hordiculture, but you can't make her think.
That reminded me of this:
A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class.
She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
Its hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1. Dont change horses
until they stop running.
2. Strike while the
.. bug is close.
3. Its always darkest before
. Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of
.. termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but
.. how?
6. Dont bite the hand that
looks dirty.
7. No news is
impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a
.. Mr.
9. You cant teach an old dog new
.. math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, youll
stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust
.. me.
12. The pen is mightier than the
.. pigs.
13. An idle mind is
.. the best way to relax.
14. Where theres smoke theres
.pollution.
15. Happy the bride who
.. gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is
.. not much
17. Twos company, threes >
.. the Musketeers
18. Dont put off till tomorrow what
you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
..you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as
.. Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not
. spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you dont succeed
. get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you
. see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind
..get out of the way.
And the WINNER and last one!
25. Better late than
.. pregnant. .