The > Thread.

[theFallGuy]

Single > Married

living with a wife that takes care of you > becoming the lone middle-aged single guy at the local college bar

 

[TXA&M07]

me>new army

 

[VIF]

living with a wife that takes care of you > becoming the lone middle-aged single guy at the local college bar

or > the guy in a tank top at Hooters who brings his favorite waitress Origami roses.

 

[theFallGuy]

or > the guy in a tank top at Hooters who brings his favorite waitress Origami roses.

good one

 

[VIF]

fantasy > reality

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Getting married by 40 > Not getting married.
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[VIF]

Getting married by 40 > Not getting married.
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Why would you get married by the interstate?:crazy:

 

[Thrasher865]

lol:

 

[VIF]

lol: > :realmad:

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

VIF > Jokes.
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[theFallGuy]

:run: > :kiss:

 

[95 Vol Alum]

This thread > most threads
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[VIF]

pooch > when drinking

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Pooch sober > 99.9% of this board.
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[VIF]

pooch sober < 1 day a week

 

[Billy Costigan]

a field goal < a touchdown

lortab 10's > lortab 7.5's

 

[theFallGuy]

EBT card to buy beer and smokes > EBT card to buy baby food and milk

 

[Billy Costigan]

running out of gas in a car > running out of gas in an airplane
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[theFallGuy]

today > yesterday

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Washing the car > mowing the lawn
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[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Mowing her lawn > Washing my penis.
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[Nerd-Vol]

Her washing my penis> Mowing her lawn


Close call though. All of it fun.

 

[theFallGuy]

wonder years > saved by the bell

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron Mexico > Dear Abby
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[dembewbs]

bewbs>>>Ron Mexico>>>Marevul Mafia