The Soccer Thread

[doozer]

I can't figure out which one Soccer geeks remind me most of. Dungeons and Dragons geeks or WNBA geeks. Either way it's fun to laugh at.

my vote would be for the one who is so pathetic he continues to make the same redundant posts.

 

[VolBeef88]

Beef were you always picked last in kick ball?

No, never really played. I was busy playing sports like football and baseball mostly.

You?

 

[VolBeef88]

my vote would be for the one who is so pathetic he continues to make the same redundant posts.

What can I say? Truth is truth no matter how may times one posts it.

 

[Fine Vol]

No, never really played. I was busy playing sports like football and baseball mostly.

You?

Did anyone ever pull your whole flag belt off and you said it didnt count?

 

[allvol123]

:birgits_giggle:

 

[VolBeef88]

Did anyone ever pull your whole flag belt off and you said it didnt count?

Flag football is more of a sport than this hobby called soccer you profess.

 

[Fine Vol]

Flag football is more of a sport than this hobby called soccer you profess.

You were on the only flag football team who practiced tackling drills.

 

[VolBeef88]

You were on the only flag football team who practiced tackling drills.

We used to play flag ball in jr high and at church camp. I will admit that I was flagged more than once for let's just say a little to much contact.

 

[Fine Vol]

We used to play flag ball in jr high and at church camp. I will admit that I was flagged more than once for let's just say a little to much contact.

Was it a all male camp? Did you find it hard to throw a slider in wiffle ball?

 

[VolBeef88]

Was it a all male camp? Did you find it hard to throw a slider in wiffle ball?

Church camp dude. We played baseball. The only time I ever played wiffle ball was at a cousins house who lived in Chicago.

But wiffle ball is still more entertaining than the hobby of soccer.

 

[Fine Vol]

God is a soccer fan and is not happy with your view of his beautiful game.

 

[Fine Vol]

For my friend VOLBEEF I hope this will change the way you view soccer. I GIVE YOU

 

[VolBeef88]

God is a soccer fan and is not happy with your view of his beautiful game.

lol:


You better read up on blasphemy friend FV. If you keep that up I suggest you make sure your family doesn’t burry you in a sweater. Cause it will be HOT where you're going. Maybe cut offs and some flip flops.

 

[Fine Vol]

lol:


You better read up on blasphemy friend FV. If you keep that up I suggest you make sure your family doesn’t burry you in a sweater. Cause it will be HOT where you're going. Maybe cut offs and some flip flops.

My sweater is made out of NOMAX!

 

[VolBeef88]

For my friend VOLBEEF I hope this will change the way you view soccer. I GIVE YOUView attachment 12148

Let me guess. Every kid who plays soccer gets a trophy so they dont get their feelings hurt.

Yet another reason to not like it.

 

[VolBeef88]

My sweater is made out of NOMAX!

I bet it's great for eating ribs.

 

[Fine Vol]

VOLBEEF in action

 

[VolBeef88]

VOLBEEF in actionView attachment 12149

That dude doesnt weigh as much as my right leg and could not carry my jock.

 

[Fine Vol]

That dude doesnt weigh as much as my right leg and could not carry my jock.

a peanut shell and a rubberband.

 

[VolBeef88]

a peanut shell and a rubberband.

Not qute.

 

[tvolsfan]

a peanut shell and a rubberband.

:birgits_giggle:

 

[allvol123]

a peanut shell and a rubberband.

lol:

Don't ask, don't tell policy.

 

[volfanbill]

That dude doesnt weigh as much as my right leg and could not carry my jock.

in that case, you need to lay off the beef some. Fulmer can't afford for his few remaining supporters to start dying off at such young ages.

 

[VolBeef88]

in that case, you need to lay off the beef some. Fulmer can't afford for his few remaining supporters to start dying off at such young ages.

Muscle weights more than fat. :the_finger:

 

[Fine Vol]

Beef do you ever play twister alone and lose?