The Rod Wilks thread (merged)

#578
#578
McKiffin said:
all jokes aside, will someone PLEASE clarify the rod wilks jokes! i'm begging you.
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Smyrna people overhype Rod Wilks
VNer's make it a meme a la Chuck Norris.


I'd go deeper, but Rod Wilks just melted my brain and it's leaking out my ears.
 
#583
#583
Why does everyone think he's such a stud? Or is it all just a joke?

I'm kinda new here, and I'm not up to date on all the inside jokes in this forum, so I was wondering if someone could explain how it started. Thanks.
 
#584
#584
And the legend grows. 600 years from now cultures will study what we have left behind and renew the legend that is Rod Wilks.
 
#585
#585
As legend has it when he was coming out of Smyrna someone that knew him couldn't stop raving about how great he was going to be. Then the Chuck Norris comparisons (which Chuck himself called Rod and apologized for out of shear fear I assume) started rolling in and now it's unstoppable (like Rod Wilks).
By the way, Rod approved this message. You don't think I'd type his name without permission do you? My freind did that once..................ONCE!
 
#587
#587
well confuscious once predicted that in the "rocky hills of east in the western lands" a child would be born. he would lead his men into victory in the prime age of 21. believe it or not, confuscious was referring to rod wilks.


in all seriousness, however, when he was being recruited by ut, someone from his hometown hyped him up to be the best thing since sliced bread. that is where the joke about rod wilks started
 
#588
#588
I just bought a chain saw off ebay that was used to circumcise Rod Wilks at birth.The bar is bent,the chain is missing several teeth,and the engine is blown up,but i got a good deal.
 
#589
#589
Thanks guys. So, should I fear for my life now that I mentioned Rod Wilks and the word "joke" in the same sentence?
 
#591
#591
KoachKrab127 said:
Thanks guys. So, should I fear for my life now that I mentioned Rod Wilks and the word "joke" in the same sentence?
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Make sure you lock your doors when you get home, put 911 on speed dial........not that the police can help you, but give yourself every chance....... Rod might take mercy on you.
 
#592
#592
slovog said:
I just bought a chain saw off ebay that was used to circumcise Rod Wilks at birth.The bar is bent,the chain is missing several teeth,and the engine is blown up,but i got a good deal.
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:clap:......That's a good one!

.....and welcome to the nation.
 
#595
#595
KB5252 said:
Make sure you lock your doors when you get home, put 911 on speed dial........not that the police can help you, but give yourself every chance....... Rod might take mercy on you.
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Well, I just got a letter in the mail. It's a picture of Rod Wilks. I think it's a warning.

The eyes are cut out, so I don't die just from looking at it. NEXT time, I won't be so lucky.
 
#596
#596
slovog said:
I just bought a chain saw off ebay that was used to circumcise Rod Wilks at birth.The bar is bent,the chain is missing several teeth,and the engine is blown up,but i got a good deal.
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Nice post! Welcome to the board.
 
#597
#597
KoachKrab127 said:
Well, I just got a letter in the mail. It's a picture of Rod Wilks. I think it's a warning.

The eyes are cut out, so I don't die just from looking at it. NEXT time, I won't be so lucky.
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you catch on pretty quick.
 
#599
#599
Wilks wipes his butt with broken glass. That is actually disgusting...I would take it back but I fear erasing his name and true statements about him.
 
#600
#600
slovog said:
I just bought a chain saw off ebay that was used to circumcise Rod Wilks at birth.The bar is bent,the chain is missing several teeth,and the engine is blown up,but i got a good deal.
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You were scammed.

When Rod Wilks was just days old he stood up in his crib and said "foreskin be gone" and it was so.
 
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