The Rod Wilks thread (merged)

#151
#151
Rod Wilks was originally cast to play the lead role in 24, the producers had to fire him after he killed all the terrorists in ten seconds
 
#155
#155
It was recently discovered that Rod Wilks is the cause of Global Warming. His aura is so strong that it has actually changed molecular structures in the earth's atmosphere.
 
#156
#156
Rod Wilks has 6 black belts and wears them all at the same time.....with brown shoes....and nobody can physically call him out on it
 
#157
#157
Rod Wilkes once killed a man just to watch him die...only then to bring him back to life.
 
#158
#158
I am actually curious to see where Rod Wilks ends up playing. Fulmer moved him around to about 6 different positions. I heard Rod told CLK he could be the center of our offense and take on a defense all by himself. He also told him not to worry about sending in any plays, he would just call his own. He assured him he would be finished shooting the new Superman film and back for fall camp and totally focused. It should be interesting.........
 
#160
#160
tennisguy said:
I am actually curious to see where Rod Wilks ends up playing. Fulmer moved him around to about 6 different positions. I heard Rod told CLK he could be the center of our offense and take on a defense all by himself. He also told him not to worry about sending in any plays, he would just call his own. He assured him he would be finished shooting the new Superman film and back for fall camp and totally focused. It should be interesting.........
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Filming for the Superman movie has not begun yet, but there is already Oscar buzz for Wilks. Looks like he's a lock at this point.
 
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#161
smowkee said:
Filming for the Superman movie has not begun yet, but there is already Oscar buzz for Wilks. Looks like he's a lock at this point.
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The M. Nyght Shymalan type ending to Superman has already been leaked online. At the end, someone rips off Superman's face to discover it's a mask and Superman really is Rod Wilks.
 
#162
#162
The season name "Fall" has officially been changed to "Autumn" worldwide after Rod Wilks revealed that only he can bring the Fall to mankind.
 
#163
#163
You'd think somebody named Rodriguez would be good at cooking tacos and landscaping but he can't even do THAT right... Maybe knocking a few of his teeth out will motivate him to work harder...
 
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#165
bluetickhound16 said:
You'd think somebody named Rodriguez would be good at cooking tacos and landscaping but he can't even do THAT right... Maybe knocking a few of his teeth out will motivate him to work harder...
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how did he mess up your tacos to such an extent that you would knock out "superman's" teeth? what could warrant such a response
 
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#166
orangedonkeypunch said:
"On January 26, 1983, Bryant, complaining of chest pains, checked into Druid City Hospital in Tuscaloosa. Only minutes later, he died after suffering a massive Rod Wilks."

--Wikipedia

NOTE: This really says this, unless someone changed it. Check it out under "Retirement and Death"

Bear Bryant - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH :lolabove::lolabove::eek:lol::eek:lol::post-4-1090547912::post-4-1090547912:
 
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