The Rod Wilks thread (merged)

#126
#126
Talked to Rod a few weeks ago, and there's no doubt he's the one behind all the coaching changes that has taking place on the hill. If you are upset about Fulmer and co. being let go then you have nobody to blame but Rod Wilks. If you are happy with the new hires then you should thank Rod Wilks, because belive me when I say Rod is the puppet master and he's pulling all the strings.P.S -he is also in charge of this board he can delete us all if he chooses.
 
#127
#127
I heard that Rod Wilks was responsible for the TVA coal ash disaster. Some of the guys were playing a pick up game near the dam and some dumb a$$ threw the ball close to the sludge pond. Rod Wilks just ran right through the concrete walls to make the catch. He made the reception then ran 8 miles for the touchdown.
 
#128
#128
Rod Wilks was on the sideline for last years superbowl. With the giants in need he borrowed David Tyree's pads and jersey. safe to say we all know what happend.
 
#131
#131
All this Wilks talk and he may become restless....we do not want that. Maybe he will turn the anger on our opponents.

Instead of being compared to Peyton...everyone from this day forward will be compared to the GREAT Rod Wilks!
 
#132
#132
Johnny Orange said:
I heard that Rod Wilks was responsible for the TVA coal ash disaster. Some of the guys were playing a pick up game near the dam and some dumb a$$ threw the ball close to the sludge pond. Rod Wilks just ran right through the concrete walls to make the catch. He made the reception then ran 8 miles for the touchdown.
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Haha nice. Welcome to the board.:hi:
 
#135
#135
Lou Holtz was asked who he thought was the better football player, Lawrence Taylor, or Rod Wilks. Upon answering "LT of courth, who ith Rod Wilkth?" Lou fell to the ground, and rose up with a bloody nose, and announced "I can't believe my S's aren't TH's anymore, thank you Rod Wilks."
 
#136
#136
Vols N Shocks said:
Lou Holtz was asked who he thought was the better football player, Lawrence Taylor, or Rod Wilks. Upon answering "LT of courth, who ith Rod Wilkth?" Lou fell to the ground, and rose up with a bloody nose, and announced "I can't believe my S's aren't TH's anymore, thank you Rod Wilks."
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I think you made that up.
 
#137
#137
i dont understand why people are fussing over us making rod wilks jokes...i mean its fun. we're not insulting the guy. my friend and i do the same for Wayne Chism...we actually call him the cheesemayn. countless times we have recalled stories of how cheesemayn didn't have a bad game, he just decided the game wasn't good enough for him that given night. the lochness monster asked for political asylum in russia because cheesemayn kept attacking him. obama asked cheese to be his vice president but cheese opted to say no because he is only fit to be nothing less than king of the world and will become king of the world whenever he damn well pleases.

in other news, A-rod admitted today that he took a few syringes of Rod Wilks between 2001 and 2003
 
#138
#138
Lofton Jr. said:
i dont understand why people are fussing over us making rod wilks jokes...i mean its fun. we're not insulting the guy. my friend and i do the same for Wayne Chism...we actually call him the cheesemayn. countless times we have recalled stories of how cheesemayn didn't have a bad game, he just decided the game wasn't good enough for him that given night. the lochness monster asked for political asylum in russia because cheesemayn kept attacking him. obama asked cheese to be his vice president but cheese opted to say no because he is only fit to be nothing less than king of the world and will become king of the world whenever he damn well pleases.

in other news, A-rod admitted today that he took a few syringes of Rod Wilks between 2001 and 2003
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Does he still play for UT? Rumor around Smyrna was that he was transferring or transfered around the time Fulmer left..
 
#139
#139
Heard Rod is still there.....he works out at 3:30 AM. Not sure how this will work in a game.....but he has been spotted throwing deep routes to himself.
 
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#140
#140
NEVolFan said:
Heard he his still there.....he works out at 3:30 AM. Not sure how this will work in a game.....but he has been spotted throwing deep routes to himself.
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Rod's schedule goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd,,,,,, because no one fools Rod Wilks
 
#144
#144
A-Rod made up that Bolli crap. He was just getting advice via phone from Rod Wilks 2001-2003. It is well known that advice from Rod is considered steroids according to the by laws of the MLB Drug Policy Section 1, Paragraph 1.
 
#146
#146
The gov't code name for Rod Wilks' member is The Stimulus Package.

Rod Wilks can make M&M's melt in his hands.
 
#148
#148
Rod Wilks still can't cook tacos right and his landscaping skills need to improve also... He's still crying b/c I sent him home without paying him for screwing up my lawn...
 
#149
#149
Has anyone heard from the OP lately? I'm afraid Rod Wilkes caught up with him in a lonely alley. I do not have any inside info just wondering........Wait......I think I heard glass break downstairs...........god, no.....please don't let it be.......ROD WI.........nfbffjfhfhdlknkfn:vava:
 
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