The Rock33 Thread

#8
#8
We needed one of these threads. Surprised no one had thought of it before now.
 
#13
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wildnkrazykat said:
um, sly, don't you think that would be highly frowned upon around these parts, pard?
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Heavens no, pard. Why me and my wife Donna were just talking about this very subject, pards. It was rather boring until this topic creeped upon this old codge, pards. We did enjoy a great dinner tonight with several fine guests here in the great state of North Carolina, pards. The beef brisket was down right scrumdiddlyumptious ,pards. What say you , pards? How is everything in Volnation, pards? I just don't see you guys winning more than 3 games , pards. Plus the Pac 10 has been handin' you guys a beatin' somethin' terrible, pards. I really like Montana to beat you in the stadium they call Neyland , pards. Well , got to run, pards. The viagra has kicked in and Donna is hurtin' for a squirtin' from this old codge, pards. Come see me at my dealership that doesn't exist for a 4th of July sales blowout, pards! 25% off all pre-owned BMW , pards.
 
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#14
#14
I find Ashley's post amusing. I really don't know why they rub some the wrong way. I do find some of the interactions quite funny.
 
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Vol2424 said:
Heavens no, pard. Why me and my wife Donna were just talking about this very subject, pards. It was a rather boring until this topic creeped upon this old codge, pards. We did enjoy a great dinner tonight with several fine guests here in the great state of North Carolina, pards. The beef brisket was down right scrumdiddlyumptious ,pards. What say you , pards? How is everything in Volnation, pards? I just don't see you guys winning more than 3 games , pards. Plus the Pac 10 has been handin' you guys a beatin' somethin' terrible, pards. I really like Montana to beat you in the stadium they call Neyland , pards. Well , got to run, pards. The viagra has kicked in and Donna is hurtin' for a squirtin' from this old codge, pards. Come see me at my dealership that doesn't exist for a 4th of July sales blowout, pards! 25% off all pre-owned BMW , pards.
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Quality pardese
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#17
#17
I can explain this for you. His posts are forced, hokey, and often condescending. No one else mentions their wife in almost every post. When another poster brings her up, he gets his weird way of being offended. His metaphors are laughable and definitely rehearsed or overly thought-out. He plays the whole, 'well don't know what i mighta done to offend ya, pard' **** and it makes me want to scratch his eyeballs out so he can't type anymore. You wanna know what ya did to offend me, pard? You acted like a hokey douche hole and you weren't even good at it.

I don't even read his posts anymore. I just think the whole schtick thing has grown tired and, ultimately, anything so obviously contrived and premeditated leads to backlash due to it's obvious inauthenticity.

pp3d
 
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PoochPunt3rdDown said:
I can explain this for you. His posts are forced, hokey, and often condescending. No one else mentions their wife in almost every post. When another poster brings her up, he gets his weird way of being offended. His metaphors are laughable and definitely rehearsed or overly thought-out. He plays the whole, 'well don't know what i mighta done to offend ya, pard' **** and it makes me want to scratch his eyeballs out so he can't type anymore. You wanna know what ya did to offend me, pard? You acted like a hokey douche hole and you weren't even good at it.

I don't even read his posts anymore. I just think the whole schtick thing has grown tired and, ultimately, anything so obviously contrived and premeditated leads to backlash due to it's obvious inauthenticity.

pp3d
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I guess I'm just slow on some things, pard.
 
#22
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PoochPunt3rdDown said:
No, please don't take it that way, Sly. You are one of the Top Five Posters on here. Dude just grinds my gears, I guess.
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I know, Pooch. Just messin'. After reading some of the stuff in the political threads, he just seems lightweight to me. But, I am slow to burn.

I enjoy your stuff, too, Pooch. Different things trip different peoples gears, He just ain't one of 'em for me. I understand, though.
 
#23
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Slydell said:
I know, Pooch. Just messin'. After reading some of the stuff in the political threads, he just seems lightweight to me. But, I am slow to burn.

I enjoy your stuff, too, Pooch. Different things trip different peoples gears, He just ain't one of 'em for me. I understand, though.
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See, you're an older dude that has really done and really does the things you type about on here. I'm almost certain that he, and a few other posters that we see a lot, are not at all who they say they are.
 
#24
#24
Vol2424 said:
Heavens no, pard. Why me and my wife Donna were just talking about this very subject, pards. It was rather boring until this topic creeped upon this old codge, pards. We did enjoy a great dinner tonight with several fine guests here in the great state of North Carolina, pards. The beef brisket was down right scrumdiddlyumptious ,pards. What say you , pards? How is everything in Volnation, pards? I just don't see you guys winning more than 3 games , pards. Plus the Pac 10 has been handin' you guys a beatin' somethin' terrible, pards. I really like Montana to beat you in the stadium they call Neyland , pards. Well , got to run, pards. The viagra has kicked in and Donna is hurtin' for a squirtin' from this old codge, pards. Come see me at my dealership that doesn't exist for a 4th of July sales blowout, pards! 25% off all pre-owned BMW , pards.
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Well done.
 
#25
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PoochPunt3rdDown said:
See, you're an older dude that has really done and really does the things you type about on here. I'm almost certain that he, and a few other posters that we see a lot, are not at all who they say they are.
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Oh, I have no doubt that his persona is a sham. I just enjoy it and the volleys as I would a movie. Billy C. is another, but I still enjoy the encounters. I'll never forget the Billy C. - Ronnie Van Zant belt buckle thread. It was fun until he got called on it and the thread just disappeared. Still fun, though.
 
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