The Relationship Advice Thread

[Burhead]

I'm probably going to regret this but oh well. Anyways I'm starting to become desparate, I'm freakin 19 and haven't been in a relationship yet. I can't compete in the good looks department so its pretty tough to find someone. Anyways advice welcome, jokes not so much.

PS. Why do all the girls go for the jerks and us good guys in last place?

 

[heartvols]

Maybe you need better pickup lines.

"Hey beautiful, wanna see my penis?"

You should use it on women.

 

[Indianavol4eva]

if this is a joke toward me and the other youngsters always posting about relationships, then i applaud you.

 

[VOLNBAMA]

There will be jokes.

Walk up to the hottest girl you know and say. "Hey beautiful wanna see my penis?"
Works everytime
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[NewToVolCountry]

The older they get, the more they look for the right things. I have this incredibly gorgeous neighbor, but she is with this guy who is nowhere near her level.

 

[Fyodor Dostoevsky]

I was fairly hot in the 19th century. Hit it and quit it.

Pussy is the opiate of the masses.

 

[Indianavol4eva]

Maybe you need better pickup lines.

"Hey beautiful, wanna see my penis?"

You should use it on women.

Hey beautiful, wanna see my penis?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Maybe you need better pickup lines.

"Hey beautiful, wanna see my penis?"

You should use it on women.

Hey beautiful, wanna see my penis?

 

[VOLNBAMA]

Maybe you need better pickup lines.

"Hey beautiful, wanna see my penis?"

You should use it on women.

Beat me to it
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[SDV]

A. You are 19. Too young for relationship

B. If you aren't good looking, start pumping iron. Most chicks will overlook your face if you are in good shape

Keep your chin up kid
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[dembewbs]

Maybe you need better pickup lines.

"Hey beautiful, wanna see my penis?"

You should use it on women.

Hey beautiful, wanna see my penis?

Hey beautiful, wanna see my penis?

Hey beautiful, wanna see my penis?

 

[VOLNBAMA]

I was fairly hot in the 19th century. Hit it and quit it.

Pussy is the opiate of the masses.

Lol
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[dembewbs]

wanna blue waffle?

 

[Indianavol4eva]

which one of us will she respond to, if any?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Prolly bama

 

[Fyodor Dostoevsky]

Pooch couldn't get laid in a vat of penniless prostitutes, imo.

 

[Indianavol4eva]

why's that?

 

[Burhead]

Lulz I wish I hadn't done this now.
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[JTrainDavis]

Lulz I wish I hadn't done this now.
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At least you're not crying like the manginas around here.
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[heartvols]

The answer is YES!

 

[NewToVolCountry]

The answer is YES!

Lemme know when you get them

 

[IPorange]

Go gay.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

At least you're not crying like the manginas around here.
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Go crush some skulls, capisce?

 

[JTrainDavis]

I wish I could.
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[NewToVolCountry]

But you can't