Do you consider it true that Alabama stole their team name and colors from Harvard?
Do you find it fitting that Alabama's association with an elephant stems from a booster's gift of luggage tags to the 1926 Rose Bowl team, luggage tags which featured the company logo - a red elephant standing atop a trunk?
Do you find it humorous that Bammers have made up differing origin stories for their school colors, "Crimson Tide," and having an elephant mascot?
Do you have difficulty catching your breath while laughing heartily at Bammers becoming upset when confronted with the historical truth about their university and sports teams?