The person with the most posts in this thread wins IV

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Or even a ride to Alabama

 

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But if he can get there

 

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He’s gonna fish off the bank

 

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And he figures he’ll win enough to buy him a starter boat

 

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And a truck to pull it with

 

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He told my wife he figured he could rake in around 300,000 this year

 

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His mom told him to get a job and support his family, and stop acting like that

 

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So now he won’t speak to her

 

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I wonder if he knows the rules

 

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You have to have a 16’ boat with a steering wheel to enter the big tournaments

 

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Them boys are all like their daddy

 

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Won’t work

 

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And smitten with women who constantly cheat on them

 

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It blows my mind how ignorant they all are

 

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I could see one being dumb

 

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But all of them?

 

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What are the odds!

 

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There’s plenty of stories that proves it

 

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I mean I got some yahoos in my family

 

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Like my sister

 

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She’s got issues

 

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But they’re scattered out in my family

 

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My wife’s however

 

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Could fill Jerry springer for a year

 

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My wife is normal