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[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

It would get me yelled at

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

So I'm taking my daughter to school

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Guess what I saw?

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Anybody want to take a guess?

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Nobody?

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Okay

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Here goes

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

We passed two snow plows

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Why are they out?

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

It's not supposed to snow

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Unless they've changed the forecast

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

I don't want it to snow

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

I'm over the snow

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Tired of it

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Tired of the cold

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Tired of my sinuses being stopped up

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Can't breathe

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

I guess that makes me a mouthbreather

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Ha

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Know what else I saw on the road?

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Like, the most redneck thing ever

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

We're stopped at the light

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

In the turn lane

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Pickup pulls up next to us

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

This guy