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[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Unless I fulfill my lifelong dream

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

And tear out my yard

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

And replace it with artificial turf

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Then I could have the greenest yard in the neighborhood all year long

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Or I could do like Boise

 

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And put down a blue turf

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

If I wanted to go that route though

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

I'd go with an orange turf

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

And paint the house white

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

I'm sure the neighbors would love me

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

I'll say this though

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

It'd be easy to give directions

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Where do you live?

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

House with the orange yard

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

I actually like the sound of that

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

I think I might do it

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

I don't think there's a rule against it in the country codes

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Wouldn't that be something

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

They write new law because of me

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

The MBRO clause

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Ha!

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

I could become famous

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Or infamous

 

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Whichever one applies

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Hmmmm!