The Paul Bain Thread (merged)

#928
#928
When Paul Bain came out of his mother's womb, he said, "hey woman, I'm parched! Gimme some milk" the doctor that slapped his bottom was never heard from again!
 
#929
#929
When Paul Bain said hello to Chuck Norris, Chuck started crying like a little girl!
 
#936
#936
I heard someone pulled Paul Bains finger twice and Japan surrendered!!!!
 
#937
#937
I heard Paul Bain spoke to Rambo and Rambo had a nervous breakdown! That's why the Rambo movies stopped when they did!
 
#938
#938
I heard Paul Bain ate a radio and pooped out the terminator!!!!!!
 
#940
#940
When the Bain PAIN train comes to Tuscaloosa this year, Nick Saban will retire!!!! (my bold prediction for the year)
 
#942
#942
The real reason Mike Tyson retired is there was a rumor that Paul Bain might want to fight him!
 
#943
#943
I heard Paul Bain went to Mars and the Martians went extinct!
 
#945
#945
I heard Paul Bain out ran the Road Runner and Speedy Gonzales!!!
 
#946
#946
I heard Paul Bain once whipped Super Man in a steel cage death match!!!!!
 
#947
#947
Power T-Rev said:
You're on a roll
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I must confess, I'm a little slap happy. Only got about 4 hours sleep last night and got rained out at work today. I took a nap between church services yesterday and couldn't fall asleep last night. I get a little bit silly on days like that.:crazy:
 
#948
#948
Is there any football related news on Bain or just this Chuck Norris stuff? He's a big guy and seems like we might be able to use him in the D line rotation.
 
#950
#950
Blackburn said:
Is there any football related news on Bain or just this Chuck Norris stuff? He's a big guy and seems like we might be able to use him in the D line rotation.
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I haven't seen anything but I do really believe that he would be a solid backup. judging what ive seen so far.
 
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