The Paul Bain Thread (merged)

[Chilmonty]

Trump announces Change of Catch Phrase, will now be:

"Make America Like Paul Bain AGAIN!"



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[joevol33]

Paul Bain destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

 

[pismonque]

I met a guy who knows Paul Bain. I asked what he's really like. The guy said, "Have you ever seen a grizzly bear ride an angry bull bareback in a tornado while swinging an axe and firing a machine gun?" I said no, and he said, "Then quit asking stupid ****ing questions."

 

[KINGSVOL]

Paul Bain was recently asked a question, (by the only person that could-Chuck Norris) Chuck asked "what is........" Chuck doesn't exist anymore!

 

[TnWalker]

Paul Bain made his first million betting against the Globetrotters

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain once beat Gears Of War, on Insane, Blindfolded, with a broken Guitar Hero controller

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain can drift on a horse.

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain once robbed a gun store with a knife.

 

[dduncan4163]

When Paul Bain was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain can strangle you with a cordless phone.

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain was once on Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

 

[Phat-Phil]

Paul Bain doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it.

 

[Ned Ray McWorkher]

Paul Bain once robbed a gun store with a knife.

Paul Bain doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it.

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[Johnnyreb#VFL]

Paul Bain was once on Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Now that's funny

 

[KINGSVOL]

Paul Bain + Superman + Spock + Ironman + John F. Kennedy
= Paul Bain!

 

[Vol737]

"Run with the Bulls" in Pamplona has been renamed "The Bulls Run from Paul Bain".

 

[powerTvol]

Verne Lundquist retired fearing he would mispronounce Paul Bains' name

 

[Vol737]

My son asked for a Paul Bain action figure for Christmas.

 

[81Orange]

I hope Paul has a banner year. After putting up with the jokes here on VN he deserves it. It is interesting that Knogbo has moved back to DE. Has Bain arrived, is he our secret weapon at DT?

 

[TNnative]

I stopped by a comic book store today, and saw the X-men buying books about Paul Bain.

Don't buy Paul Bain toilet paper. It's rough, tough, and don't take crap off anybody.

If George Lucas had done Star Wars today rather than 1977, Obi-Wan would have told Luke Skywalker, "The Bain will be with you....always."

 

[TNnative]

i hope paul has a bainer year. After putting up with the jokes here on vn he deserves it. It is interesting that knogbo has moved back to de. Has bain arrived, is he our secret weapon at dt?

fyp

 

[eVOLve]

Paul Bain only Paul Bains if Paul Bain says Paul Bain can Paul Bain 😏

 

[RTVFL89]

Demons get possessed by Paul Bain.

 

[pismonque]

My son asked for a Paul Bain action figure for Christmas.

Holy crap!!! Look everybody, Chuck Norris' dad is on VN!

 

[NEVolFan]

Chuck Norris uses Total Gym to develop his Paul Bain biceps.