The Paul Bain Thread (merged)

[volindandridge]

Bain can slam a revolving door.

 

[Joefoxx]

Paul Bain took the ACT while bench pressing 300 pounds, then was asked to refresh the question pool for the next offering.

That's better

 

[UTwild82]

App State has no chance

 

[Stoked]

I hope at least half the crowd at Neyland knows about the Bain phenomenon, so when he gets a sack or TFL the stadium erupts...

Oh the stadium will erupt...but it won't be because of the Bain chants, it will be because of the shear force of the hit Bain delivered.

 

[ShooterVFL]

Spotted Paul Bain on the Bristol Live Cam

 

[He_Made_It]

Soon.....

 

[joevol33]

Virginia tech fumbled so much because they realized Paul Bain was watching them.

 

[LVvol]

Spotted Paul Bain on the Bristol Live Cam

Whew! For a minute there, I thought it was Sasquatch.

 

[He_Made_It]

Our best kept secret will soon be unleashed... Bama is gonna be in for a nasty surprise..

 

[orangebloodgmc]

He will be the Bain of their existence.

 

[MidTNVolunteer]

That was most definitely Paul Bains stunt double down on the field... Real Paul Bain is incapable of being hurt.

 

[StillaWaiting]

That was most definitely Paul Bains stunt double down on the field... Real Paul Bain is incapable of being hurt.

He got Bain'd up on that last play....

 

[He_Made_It]

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[He_Made_It]

Paul Bain can bake a cake.......in the freezer.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Paul Bain can bake a cake.......in the freezer.

Then leave it out in the rain, but it doesn't get wet.

 

[They]

Hilariously true... Paul makes people call him Paul Bain Paul Bain, he says people need to invest 4 syllables into him.

 

[VolNExile]

Geeze, when I saw this thread come back, I wondered if he was the latest candidate for AD

 

[joevol33]

Geeze, when I saw this thread come back, I wondered if he was the latest candidate for AD

Why do you think it's taking so long to hire an AD? They're waiting for Paul Bain to make up his mind on who he wants!

 

[ttocswob]

Then leave it out in the rain, but it doesn't get wet.

And I'll never have that recipe again.

 

[Orangedogsrule]

And I'll never have that recipe again.

Paul Bain left his cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can believe it
All the sweet green icing not getting wet
It took no time to bake it
Bain's X-ray eyes just straked it
No, we'll never have Paul Bain's recipe again.


(Edit: I know...it's bad. Horrible...but no worse than the original, eh?)

 

[Ned Ray McWorkher]

Paul Bain once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now simply known as the Islands.

Good stuff.

 

[Vol737]

Paul Bain's favorite day hike is Mt. Everest.

 

[Other_Guy]

Luck has Paul Bain on its side.

 

[Vol737]

The IRS filed it's return with Paul Bain....and wrote him a check with interest.

 

[powerTvol]

NATO is investigating The University of Tenn for a WMD called Paul Bain