The Paul Bain Thread (merged)

[Volunteer2012]

Paul Bain has a bear rug in his room. It's alive just too scared to move

 

[TNnative]

Paul Bain had 10 Billion Twitter followers in 119 B.C.

Paul Bain does not have a twitter account, but twitter is begging for a Paul Bain account.


Now you silly fockers have me doing it. Sorry, Paul.

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain once ate a cake stripper and all

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain once punched a hole in a cow just so he could see who was coming up the road

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain once inhaled a seagull

 

[dduncan4163]

The Pope told Paul Bain it was okay to have a mistress.

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bains family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain once ate the bible while water skiing

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain once had sex with a cigarette machine

 

[TNnative]

Someone needs to call Georgia's center, and remind him Paul Bain will be eligible next season. He still has time to declare for the draft.

 

[joevol33]

Paul Bain told Patterson to change his shirt at halftime

Haha

 

[He_Made_It]

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Paul Bain stories.

 

[UTwild82]

Paul Bain once had sex with a cigarette machine

That's how Marlboro Reds came into being.

 

[Kristy*]

I will lmao if Paul Bain is actually productive and is a beast. Will just add so much more to the legend of Paul Bain.

Laugh at the expense of Paul Bain? And that is gobraves101035's last post, strangely to never be heard from again.

 

[CornfromJar]

When Alexander Bell invented the phone, he had three missed calls from.... Paul Bain.

 

[He_Made_It]

Paul Bain received a NR scout grade from espn.

NR = Not Real

Football Recruiting - Paul Bain - Player Profiles - ESPN

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain received a NR scout grade from espn.

NR = Not Real

Football Recruiting - Paul Bain - Player Profiles - ESPN

That 40 in is miles for Paul. Also he was running on two broke legs and hungover

 

[dduncan4163]

That's how Marlboro Reds came into being.

and Camel no filters

 

[He_Made_It]

That 40 in is miles for Paul. Also he was running on two broke legs and hungover

while eating a mixing bowl of fruit loops.

 

[dduncan4163]

while eating a mixing bowl of fruit loops.

and solving a Rubiks Cube

 

[dduncan4163]

..

 

[Other_Guy]

Chuck Norris and Paul Bain get into a fight. Who wins?

Freak.

Ammirite?

 

[He_Made_It]

and solving a Rubiks Cube

With his pecs.

 

[Coach_Z]

The storyline of The Revenant is based on Paul Bain's 7th birthday party, but the director thought it would be more believable if the bear put up more of a fight and they used Native Americans instead of strippers.