The Paul Bain Thread (merged)

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline.

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain can speak French... In Russian.

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.

 

[dduncan4163]

Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, and fear of Paul Bain is just plain logic.

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

 

[dduncan4163]

When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Paul Bain. When Paul Bain gets mad, RUN.

 

[dduncan4163]

When Paul Bain enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

 

[joevol33]

The chicken crossed the road to get away from Paul Bain.

 

[joevol33]

Billy Joel didn't start the fire, Paul Bain did.

 

[Catbone]

Paul Bain didn't want tennessee to win apparently

 

[dougvolfan]

Paul Bain can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline.

Ghuck Norris approves of this

 

[Enki_Amenra]

I heard Paul Bain told CBJ to go for it on the 6" line, but he refused. Lesson Learned.

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

Paul Bain is a nobody with shoes

 

[Quaint88]

Bump. Can't let this thread die

 

[joevol33]

Bump. Can't let this thread die

The day Paul Bain was born and drew his first breath it registered as a 10.0 earthquake.

 

[montanatenn]

If Paul Bain says we finish 9-3, we finish 9-3.

 

[Jxn Vol]

Bump. Can't let this thread die

Paul Bain's thread never dies. It's always there.

 

[UTwild82]

This thread will die when Paul Bain allows it to die.

 

[pismonque]

Vladimir Putin paid 8 million rubles for a picture of Paul Bain riding shirtless on a tiger.

 

[nagle]

Paul Bain didn't want tennessee to win apparently

-2 as always

 

[Volsick]

I am the League of Shadows

 

[ptcarter]

My son just called me. He was getting off the elevator at the undergraduate library tonight with his girlfriend and a large fellow was getting on as he exited. His girlfriend said "that guy must be on the football team". She looked up the picture on her phone and said to him "his name is Paul Bain".

I had shared this thread with my son a while back, so when he heard that, he immediately called me. " guess who I just saw?" Of course his girlfriend was oblivious to it, so he put me on the speakerphone as I read to them his amazing story. We laughed and laughed.

True story!

 

[montanatenn]

My son just called me. He was getting off the elevator at the undergraduate library tonight with his girlfriend and a large fellow was getting on as he exited. His girlfriend said "that guy must be on the football team". She looked up the picture on her phone and said to him "his name is Paul Bain".

I had shared this thread with my son a while back, so when he heard that, he immediately called me. " guess who I just saw?" Of course his girlfriend was oblivious to it, so he put me on the speakerphone as I read to them his amazing story. We laughed and laughed.

True story!

Hope Paul Bain don't find out you laughed. It'll be your last.

 

[K-town Vol Fan]

Yay a new Rod Wilkes its about damn time.