The Paul Bain Thread (merged)

[WilliamDuVOL]

Paul Bain saves 20% on his car insurance with Geico

Geico saved even more by switching to Paul Bain.

 

[RockCityVol]

Paul Bain is Kaiser Soze!

 

[WilliamDuVOL]

Paul Bain makes memory foam forget.

There is no such thing as a spare in bowling for Paul Bain. Paul Bain spares nothing and no one.

Paul Bain bowls overhand.

Onions cry when Paul Bain cuts them.

Paul Bain has no shadow. Nothing is foolish enough to follow Paul Bain.

Paul Bain doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.

The boy cries wolf, the wolf cries Paul Bain.

Paul Bain does not break the law, he obliterates it.

Paul Bain didn't mishear you, you misspoke.

Paul Bain does not fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.

Pressure doesn't work well under Paul Bain.

When Paul Bain goes on a picnic, the ants bring him food.

Paul Bain once shook his magic 8 ball. Its prediction? Pain.

Paul Bain leaves teeth under his pillow for the tooth fairy. Never his own.

 

[MT LeConte]

Paul Bain started a thread on a football talk forum and got 60,000 posts.......in the first hour.

 

[Ace]

OP, the question is not "Have you heard of Paul Bain?" The question is "Has Paul Bain heard of you?" It is all about The Paul.

 

[joevol33]

If at first you don't succeed, then you're not Paul Bain.

 

[vol-un-tear]

Will he play this year? Seriously...:

 

[Evet Vols]

Will he play this year? Seriously...:

Paul Bain doesnt play because the other team forfeits when they see him walk on the field.

 

[dduncan4163]

Will he play this year? Seriously...:

He has to sit a year.

 

[dduncan4163]

If at first you don't succeed, then you're not Paul Bain.

 

[vol-un-tear]

He has to sit a year.

:salute: thanks!

 

[drvenner]

Paul Bain can start a thread in the recruiting forum using only his name as the topic title.

 

[RTVFL89]

Y'all wanna hear the SCARIEST story ever told?.... Paul Bain. The End.

 

[MT LeConte]

I opened a can of whup ass and Paul Bain jumped out.

 

[LittleDTO]

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[ttocswob]

He has to sit a year.

Pine will be an endangered species.

 

[MidTNVolunteer]

Paul Bain already scaring Freak into advertising his previous school on VN

 

[checkerboards09]

Death once had a near-Paul Bain experience.

 

[checkerboards09]

Paul Bain doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

 

[LittleDTO]

He doesn't do a push-up, he pushes the earth down.

 

[pismonque]

Can we get back to the important matters on this board?



Paul Bain once put a spin move on a sniper.

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain can delete the recycling bin

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain can drown a fish.

 

[TNV]

If Paul Bain was on the field the goal line would have moved 6 inches.

 

[joevol33]

The judge stands when Paul Bain enters the courtroom.