The Paul Bain Thread (merged)

[joevol33]

Looks like today's game is cancelled. When the refs heard Paul Bain they all quit. They're scared he'll kill them.

 

[Escape Goat]

Trash thread. Got you

 

[Vol knight]

As good as Paul Bain is, Chuck Norris is the best.

 

[montanatenn]

When Paul Bain tucks his kids into bed, he tells them "Don't worry. You're not alone. The boogey man is in here with you."

 

[Brave Volunteer]

Hell will be going to Paul Bain

I like this one! LOL

 

[Roustabout]

Paul Bain's favorite two words are 'Rod' 'Wilks.'

 

[KoachKletus]

Why did fade route cross the road?




















because Paul Bain turned him into a chicken.


Edit - NM, fade said he was stuck in a chicken.

 

[Darth_Shiveman]

Over/under on Bain's sack total today?

I'm setting the line at ∞.



I'm taking the over.

 

[drvenner]

The NCAA is going to add a new official statistic. They are going to call Paul Bains. You get one Paul Bain each time you cause an opponent to soil themselves. Florida players are frontrunners to lead in this department.

 

[The Shooter McGavin]

as good as paul bain is, chuck norris is the best.

gtfo

 

[KingtUT]

Paul Bain saves 20% on his car insurance with Geico

 

[VFL-82-JP]

If Paul Bain had been in Dave Loggins' band, she would've come to Boston, Denver, and LA.

 

[joevol33]

As good as Paul Bain is, Chuck Norris is the best.

Paul Bain trained Chuck Norris.

 

[ttocswob]

Paul Bain saves 20% on his car insurance with Geico

Too bad he doesn't need it. He will smash your car, and make you like it.

 

[neostig]

The reason he she bs got the ax

 

[mssr_q]

When Paul Bain told the Patriots he wouldn't play for them, even the balls were deflated.

 

[volmanbill]

***OFFICIAL TENNESSEE LOOK ALIKE THREAD***

 

[berryvol]

***OFFICIAL TENNESSEE LOOK ALIKE THREAD***

God rest their souls. I just printed that page and sent it to Bain by flaming arrow.

 

[joevol33]

The reason people don't see UFOs anymore is because once the aliens saw Paul Bain, they stopped coming back.

 

[joevol33]

* again, this thread is awesome.

 

[DeusExMachina]

If you switch the first letter in Paul Bain's first and last names, you get Baul Pain. This is not a coincidence.

 

[dduncan4163]

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[dduncan4163]

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[Eugene Hetalia]

Paul Bain does not have to call a doctor if, you know, the 4 hour thing.

 

[DeusExMachina]

Paul Bain once impregnated a woman simply by pointing his finger at her in the shape of a gun and saying "booyah".

Normal people have 46 chromosomes. Paul Bain has 92 and they're all venomous.