The only explanation of why we are where we are (tinfoil hats optional)

[volssam]

The deal with the devil should have been paid when Phil got fired, or do we have to wait until he dies until we start winning again?

Good question.

Hmmmm only one way to find out....Do you happen to have Phil's current address?


Jk jk jk

 

[utvolmaniac]

"Squandered" as in having the best qb ever and not winning a national title. Which kind of sets up the rest of the story of him feeling the need to sell the soul of the vols program to get the title he should have gotten with Manning.

Geesh! Why didn't you just say all that in the first place rather than tie it up neatly in just one word? #bluefont

 

[governmentmule]

The deal with the devil should have been paid when Phil got fired, or do we have to wait until he dies until we start winning again?

dies ? how classy,wishing for the 2nd best coach in UT history to die

all i took away was that Tee Martin should have been the starting QB sooner

and was the shadow with the sunglasses Dale Earnhart or Johnny Cash ?

 

[governmentmule]

"Squandered" as in having the best qb ever and not winning a national title. Which kind of sets up the rest of the story of him feeling the need to sell the soul of the vols program to get the title he should have gotten with Manning.

you mean Tee should have been the QB instead ? he did bring the bacon home hmmm how many undefeated QBs do the Vols have ? Peyton isn't one of them


so at UT he isn't the best ever,pretty damn great I have to admitt

 

[Jax_Vol]

Phil sold his soul for one NC and a lifetime membership to the Jelly of the Month Club

 

[nicksjuzunk]

Fun read. Very well done.

I think it's not for real though. It seems made-up.

 

[VolLee]

Ha!

Not serious. Lame attempt at humor.

Hope all is well, Nick. I pray for you and your family from time to time. I've visited your webpage and really appreciate what you and your family are doing in His name.

 

[JCP201]

Now, what is it with Gus Malzhan? He didn't take the final deal like Fulmer and thought Auburn could beat Florida State?

 

[TrueOrange]

Did the OP just post a fan fiction...about UT football?

 

[rockytop114]

This is the first book I have ever read .. I needed a book mark.

 

[UT_Dutchman]

Lost me at Fulmer squandered

 

[ru4real-really?]

yep, I believe it really happened! And he/it's coming back and we will have a new deal very soon!!!

 

[cncchris33]

who is Shadow

Roy Kramer?

 

[cncchris33]

That. Was. Awesome.

 

[TucsonVol]

Too long to read.....

 

[volssam]

Too long to read.....

^^^^^^^^ Bama graduate

 

[thunderfoot63]

I read a lot, so seeing an intresting post that was a wall of text never dissauded me!!!!

I read it and enjoyed it

 

[Ericvol2096]

Shadow Man with his Cloak on

Shadow man exposed

 

[volssam]

Now, what is it with Gus Malzhan? He didn't take the final deal like Fulmer and thought Auburn could beat Florida State?

No I think he Malzhan may have taken the same deal.

But Jameis Winston's lawyer and the Tallahassee PD subverted the Shadow Man's plans.

 

[RollerVol]

I'll have to print this out and take it with me for my morning dump

To read or wipe, that is the eternal question...fade to black. :crazy:

GO VOLS!

 

[General Jack]

Too long to read.....

Coloring books are obviously more your style anyway.

 

[SeahawkVOL94]

Best article I have ever read on here.

 

[Squoshua17]

I'm literally scared that this might have actually happened.

 

[joevol33]

I actually liked this.

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

Dumb thread is dumb. Mildly entertaining though.