The One Upper Thread.

[VOLtownUSA]

Nothing worse than being shot in the back by some pansy from Kentucky!

When did Kat shoot you? :whistling:

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I miss you tex. you are one of my faves here on vn. for real

Somebody who appreciates! Can we hug it out?

 

[Volst53]

I miss you tex. you are one of my faves here on vn. for real

Damn that was a cold hearted one upper. I didn't know you had it in you.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

When did Kat shoot you? :whistling:

I might let Kat give me a reach around, that's it though! lulz

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Damn that was a cold hearted one upper. I didn't know you had it in you.

TEX is ghey remember? It isn't in her :whistling:

I might let Kat give me a reach around, that's it though! lulz

lulz Kat-scratch fevaaaaa

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

TEX is ghey remember? It isn't in her :whistling:

Says the guy who calls dudes, sweetpea! lulz

 

[heartvols]

Somebody who appreciates! Can we hug it out?

A side hug. A christian side hug.

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Says the guy who calls dudes, sweetpea! lulz

You're just jealous Scooter :wink2:

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

A side hug. A christian side hug.

So I guess a motorboat is out of the question?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

You're just jealous Scooter :wink2:

Your so green it's kind of funny!

 

[VOLtownUSA]

lulz Funny is what I'm going for

 

[Volst53]

I had a three lapper around the bowl this morning.

 

[Ravenheart]

I had a three lapper around the bowl this morning.

I performed three ritual sacrifices today; Justin Bieber, an alligator, and Nick Saban.
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[Volst53]

Justin Bieber and myself did a few lines of coke off some of the disney girls. Those girls sure are freaks.

 

[Ravenheart]

Justin Bieber and myself did a few lines of coke off some of the disney girls. Those girls sure are freaks.

I am performing a sacrifice on the Disney girls as we speak. They will soon join their wretched coke-induced attention whore among the flames.

You, on the other hand, are going straight to rehab.
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[TEX_VOLFAN]

53, let's party before you get locked up. We can get some girls and rent a brass pole.
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[Slydell]

Sorry. I don't have time to one up anyone. I'm having the air changed in the tires of my Bugatti Veyron today.

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Sorry. I don't have time to one up anyone. I'm having the air changed in the tires of my Bugatti Veyron today.

Nice

 

[Slydell]

That's gotta hurt the old bank account.

 

[Volst53]

That car looks stupid. It has nothing on a 1974 early bronco.

 

[Slydell]

I have one of those, too. Pristine condition. Has only 12 original miles on it. Original owner was John Lennon.

 

[bamacheats]

That car looks stupid. It has nothing on a 1974 early bronco.

As opposed to a "1974 later bronco"?

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[Volst53]

You just wish it was the first of the month so you could buy cigs and boone's farm.

 

[Slydell]

Damn meetings. I think the Secret Service just likes to have meeting for the hell of it.

 

[Volst53]

I rode down the river to work this morning on the back of a gator. I jumped in the sky and caught a bolt of lighting and made some coffee as black as heart's soul.