The One Upper Thread.

[Volst53]

It's not as bad as you think.

 

[VOLtownUSA]

I smashed the whole Argentinian women's soccer team.........

nuff said

 

[volger]

more like a 5 lb dumb bell

More like it. 50 was a stretch.

 

[Volst53]

Now you have my attention

 

[dembewbs]

boom

 

[VOLtownUSA]

I gave heart mouth cancer and then healed her

 

[heartvols]

I 50 pumped your wife to mouth cancer

I just spit my beer out!

 

[dembewbs]

I just spit my beer out!

dnt like women that spit...

 

[VOLtownUSA]

I just spit my beer out!

Wasteful

 

[VOLtownUSA]

I got stoned and I missed it

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

friction kills!

 

[heartvols]

wut wut in the butt.

 

[Volst53]

I don't snake the butt.

 

[VOLtownUSA]

I don't snake the butt.

just spank it?

 

[Volst53]

I expected better from you. I should have known better.

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Son, I am disappoint. :disappointed:

 

[volger]

I expected better from you. I should have known better.

I thought apt. I got a million more, what you wanting?

 

[volger]

Please dont waste my time. That or go to bed. If you havent already.

 

[Volst53]

I made a biker mad tonight, and he wants to come at me pretty hard. I just don't understand why he is mad though.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I'm predicting a prison shank will be pulled.

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Oh snap!!!

 

[heartvols]

I miss you tex. you are one of my faves here on vn. for real

 

[Volst53]

I've already been stabbed 4 times and shot once. Bring it

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Nothing worse than being shot in the back by some pansy from Kentucky!

 

[VOLtownUSA]

I miss you tex. you are one of my faves here on vn. for real

hmy: What am I? Chopped liver?