The Old Cowboy

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rbroyles

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An old cowboy walked into a Starbucks and was sitting sipping his coffee, and a lady sat down next to him. Are you a real cowboy, she asked. He said well ma'am I spent 30 years riding herd, mending fences, pullin' calves, breaking horses and all. You can decide if that makes me a cowboy.

She said well I'm a lesbian, all I do is think about naked women. The first thing I think about in the morning is naked women, and the last thing at night it is the same thing. I can't stop thinking about naked women.

A man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy, and asked, are you a real cowboy? The old cowboy answered, Well I thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.
 
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