The Official Zone Basketball Thread

[VolGirlinGA]

You were definitely drunk enough.

I smelled like cinnamon the rest of the night.

Lulz!

 

[VolGirlinGA]

Could have been worse. At least he didn't throw up on you

 

[Unknown Muppet]

No, throwing up on Gonzo is not wise.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

As far as not being able to hold his liquor goes, I think you got the better of the two options.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Absolutely - I will take literally not being able to HOLD your liquor anyday.

 

[VolFan32]

Voxx, it could be worse. I could be an angry drunk.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

If you spill a shot on me I will become an angry drunk

 

[Aavoxx]

Voxx, it could be worse. I could be an angry drunk.

No, I like drunk 32.

 

[VolFan32]

If you spill a shot on me I will become an angry drunk

Then avoid me taking shots of anything other than Jack.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

No, I like drunk 32.

This. The perma-grin brings lulz.

 

[Aavoxx]

Since the tailgate thread seems to be dead...is there enough grassy area at the AG campus to tailgate on grass? That's a very interesting walk after sporting events.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Sometimes. The donors who have a parking pass over there normally get there fairly early.

 

[Aavoxx]

Sometimes. The donors who have a parking pass over there normally get there fairly early.

Those are the poor donors. Like me. I have discovered a flaw in my G10 plan.

 

[VolFan32]

There's a small spot where they do the Farmer's Market that's grass.

 

[Aavoxx]

There's a small spot where they do the Farmer's Market that's grass.

32, pull some strings and get us a G10 pass.

 

[VolFan32]

32, pull some strings and get us a G10 pass.

I'll see what I can do.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

I'll see what I can do.

Not good enough. Make it happen.

 

[Aavoxx]

I think I'm going to buy an AG Campus parking pass.

 

[Aavoxx]

For reference: http://www.tennesseefund.org/lib/file/upload/football-parking-map2013.pdf

I can buy anywhere in the gray zone.

 

[VolFan32]

Not good enough. Make it happen.

Bossman has a pass and when he doesn't use it, he'll offer it to us so we'll see.

 

[Aavoxx]

Bossman has a pass and when he doesn't use it, he'll offer it to us so we'll see.

How far in advance will we know?

 

[VolFan32]

How far in advance will we know?

That's the thing. Probably 2 weeks before, max. And I think the pass is in Lot 9.

 

[Aavoxx]

That's the thing. Probably 2 weeks before, max. And I think the pass is in Lot 9.

As long as it's the not the morning of or when we're both pass out drunk the night before I'm happy. Also, Lot 9 is *****ing.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

You two? Drunk? Never!

 

[Aavoxx]

I've also discovered how to anchor the tent to the pavement. We'll just put a four 24 packs at each corner. If we drink all that beer, we won't care if the tent blows away.