The Official Trial of Souce

[Souce]

Here yee, here yee.

Ladies and Gentlemen and other gender fluids (mainly Weezer and Joe)

I present the case of Souce to the court for conviction.

The charges are as follows:

1. Spends too much time fluffin pillsbury dough
2. Hasn't answered a single question since 2009
3. Has committed GIF theevery at every turn
4. Has produced several fake poles
5. Has too many alters
6. Has not refunded money for defunct GIF mining academy
7. Has fraudulently labeled himself a "scientist"
8. felony cruel and unusual punishment charges for the plumper pics
9. ketchup on hotdogs

I propose that this court find him guilty as charged

 

[NorCalVol67]

I say put him in a stockade in the town square. And make him wear a scarlet T on his cloak.

 

[82_VOL_83]

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[GordonC]

That "af" gonna get you invited down off the porch.

Dam you gonna get bill all bowed up
then he'll drag your a$$ off the portch

 

[82_VOL_83]

Dam you gonna get bill all bowed up
then he'll drag your a$$ off the portch

Not me, @Souce will be slinging insults and crying and slobbering and threatening bodily violence.

 

[volfanbill]

That "af" gonna get you invited down off the porch.

I figure it’ll wind up in the out of context thread

 

[theFallGuy]

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this son uf a bish is actually proud of what he's done

 

[theFallGuy]

I move that the court send the defendant to the guillotine

 

[NorCalVol67]

 

[VolNExile]

I say put him in a stockade in the town square. And make him wear a scarlet T on his cloak.

T for Tinklewicket?

 

[NorCalVol67]

T for Tinklewicket?

I was thinking thief, but Tinklewicket also works.

 

[GordonC]

T for Tinklewicket?

oh hail you done it now

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

I move that the court send the defendant to the guillotine

How about a plumper sit on his chest. A guillotine is too painless...

 

[PEPPERJAX]

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@Souce

 

[GordonC]

@Nooga

 

[theFallGuy]

@Volsome_Sauce

 

[theFallGuy]

I was thinking thief, but Tinklewicket also works.

theeving tinkles

 

[GordonC]

@WeeohdeeWood is another tinkle wicket of an alt

 

[GordonC]

Here yee, here yee.

Ladies and Gentlemen and other gender fluids (mainly Weezer and Joe)

I present the case of Souce to the court for conviction.

The charges are as follows:

1. Spends too much time fluffin pillsbury dough
2. Hasn't answered a single question since 2009
3. Has committed GIF theevery at every turn
4. Has produced several fake poles
5. Has too many alters
6. Has not refunded money for defunct GIF mining academy
7. Has fraudulently labeled himself a "scientist"
8. felony cruel and unusual punishment charges for the plumper pics
9. ketchup on hotdogs

I propose that this court find him guilty as charged

lies about his Hormel Chili

 

[PEPPERJAX]

My poles are important questions that need to be addressed!!!!!

^^ The hypocrisy.

 

[Souce]

^^ The hypocrisy.

 

[Souce]

All u fuggers in heruh attacking me when all I do is help people every day! I'm so selfless!!! Example -- earlier today I sent Michael Jackson $600 to help him get back on his feet and get his music career back to where it once was!!!!

 

[theFallGuy]

All u fuggers in heruh attacking me when all I do is help people every day! I'm so selfless!!! Example -- earlier today I sent Michael Jackson $600 to help him get back on his feet and get his music career back to where it once was!!!!

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wtf

 

[VolNotInNorthCack]

Um... Can we really prosecute someone that is this "special?" I mean, he probably doesn't have the mental capacity to stand trial or even understand that he is on trial. He could always plead insanity, and what doctor and jury wouldn't agree with that diagnosis...?

I mean look... Simple Jack up there has no clue that these are SUPER CEREAL proceedings!

 

[GreveHaller]

Is this gonna be on Judge Judy?