The official thread where everyone tries to catch up to Joe, and Windy keeps track of who posts on the even K's

[joevol33]

Cause i may stay up

 

[joevol33]

But once I'm out

 

[joevol33]

I am out

 

[joevol33]

Boom

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

She left, and he was asking why I was talking to her

I had a situation like that once

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Had a woman at work

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Who used to talk to me all the time

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

She was stacked!

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

I'll just put it that way

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

And she dressed in a way

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

That highlighted her assets

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

And this guy

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Who was obsessed with her

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

We're talking creepy stalker level obsessed

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

And this guy hated me

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Because he thought we had something going on

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

We're talking gritting his teeth

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Any time I walked by

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

That level of hatred

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

The guy didn't have a chance anyway

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

This guy was

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

And I'm not exaggerating here

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

He was 50 years old

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Still living with his parents

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

And they still brought him to work