The OFFICIAL Things We Would Love About Alabama Thread

#26
#26
Oh, and I love the Flori-Bama lounge.

Of the fifty states, there is not a finer state than Alabama from which to toss a mullet.

(the fish, not the haircut; though both are plentiful thereabouts)
 
#27
#27
I wouldn't have to worry about my wife spending so much damn money on shoes there seeing as how bammers don't wear shoes.
 
#28
#28
swordfish_vol said:
How in the world did Alabama get so much of the space program anyway??? Just because it's remotely close to Florida? That's it???
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If that's a serious question, one of the primary reasons is the very deep limestone bedrock in the Tennessee valley, which was important in builiding test stands for rocket engines that had to be deeply embedded in a solid base. Nothing to do with proximity to florida that i know of.

And i think the devil will get you sign is actual closer to montgomery than alabaster and bham, but no doubt amusing - just north of Prattville.
 
#32
#32
Walking into a clothes store, and knowing they havn't run out of any smalls or mediums...
 
#33
#33
I live n bammer, bout 10 min from Tenn state line, & the only good thing about it is the other Vol fans down here, thats it.
 
#34
#34
Anniston Alabama is the location of the largest stockpile of nerve gas in the US. They have a high tech incinerator to facilitate disposal of the old stockpiles. My question is, who in the Alabama state government thought this would be a good idea to have an Army base in a town with the purpose of storing nerve agents? :question:
 
#35
#35
houndstooth17 said:
If that's a serious question, one of the primary reasons is the very deep limestone bedrock in the Tennessee valley, which was important in builiding test stands for rocket engines that had to be deeply embedded in a solid base. Nothing to do with proximity to florida that i know of.

And i think the devil will get you sign is actual closer to montgomery than alabaster and bham, but no doubt amusing - just north of Prattville.
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LittleJohnny said:
Abundance of crash dummies.
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Ok, so which is it? :popcorn:
 
#37
#37
Can't forget the "It don't matter Family Restraunt" on 331 in Highland Home, AL. They sell T-shirts that say, "Honey, where do you want to eat?" "It don't matter."
 
#38
#38
Enormous supply of cheap, unskilled labor with no need for dental plans.
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#44
#44
TennesseePride said:
I like the " Go to Church, Or the Devil will get ya" sign.. I think it is near the Alabaster exit..

Always makes my wife and I laugh on the way to Knoxville..

Plus Boobie Bungalow as we are pulling into Pulaski.. =)
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Thats catchy. What a classy name. lol I have friends from MT that live near there and since they have nothing else to tell you about in pulaski the boobie bungalo is topic of choice when speaking of home lol
 
#45
#45
After living there for 16 years, I finally made it back to Tennessee! Whew. Made some really nice friends there, but they are insane about football. One time, I made a huge Orange Go Tennessee Vols sign and put it at a well traveled rural intersection Alabamites use to go to Tuscaloosa. Everybody in that small town knew I did it, and after we finished beating the crap out of BAMA, before I could get up there and retrieve it to use the next year, it had been taken down and torn to shreds!
 
#46
#46
i could hang out with Forrest Gump JR. Pick up some fat toothless women at bubba's truck stop. and eat all the roadkill i could handle.
Gentleman if that aint paradise i don't know what is
 
#49
#49
houndstooth17 said:
If that's a serious question, one of the primary reasons is the very deep limestone bedrock in the Tennessee valley, which was important in builiding test stands for rocket engines that had to be deeply embedded in a solid base. Nothing to do with proximity to florida that i know of.

And i think the devil will get you sign is actual closer to montgomery than alabaster and bham, but no doubt amusing - just north of Prattville.
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I find it amusing that even an Alabama fan know that Alabama is in the TENNESSEE VALLEY
 
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