The Official Presser Poll

[Co. Aytch]

What time is said presser tomm, prey tell?

 

[State of the Vols]

Dooley blames Wilcox and Sirmon defection on Arnett and announces that he will bench Bray for the next two years so Bray doesn't get any ideas about leaving early for the NFL. His Mom follows to say that her son is correct on both accounts.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Announces Bray is pregnant

 

[DakotaVol]

I thought this was kind of funny:

I am watching the Mich. St./GA game, but I'm not really paying attention to it, because I'm reading the crazy stuff on here. I clicked on this poll and voted that the presser would introduce a new DC. Then, I looked up at the television, and there was Jon Gruden in the booth! It's a sign, obviously. Gruden is going to be the new HC introduced tomorrow, and Dooley will go back to some rinky-dink school in LA, and hire Adam Sandler and Henry Winkler as DC and OC.

 

[tnprogrammer]

He's going to pierce his package in front of the media to prove his dedication to UT.

 

[VOLS INC.]

Announces Bray is pregnant

Billy Madison - Eric is pregnant! - YouTube

 

[LA Vol]

Less than zero chance Dooley resigns. He will probably announce staff changes and attempt to reassure the world that this once-proud program is not imploding. His hair will look flawless, but he will not wear orange pants.

 

[VOLS INC.]

Less than zero chance Dooley resigns. He will probably announce staff changes and attempt to reassure the world that this once-proud program is not imploding. His hair will look flawless, but he will not wear orange pants.

Well basilio has a source of a source of course a source that says otherwise

 

[kenrblan]

I think he is going to announce his staff's New Year's resolutions for football. He was waiting on Wilcox and Sirmon to turn theirs in yesterday, then he found out they had resolved to leave Tennessee this year. Hopefully the rest of the staff can accomplish their goals too.

 

[VOLS INC.]

I honestly thought when i posted this poll that by the end of the night, through credible sources and leaks, we would pretty much have the answer and the Presser would be more of a formality....

Boy was I wrong!

 

[Mr_Henley]

Has there been an official time for this yet?

 

[Negateer]

He's going to throw Wilcox and Sirmon under the bus

You're an absolute tard.

They have both thrown UT under the bus. Now, back to gatorsports, troll.

 

[Negateer]

I hope hope he resigns........or gets fired.........which ever would be great.

Poor kid. You've got a long decade and a half or so of torture in front of you.

Dooley ain't going nowhere.