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You are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure of introducing to you to a knight, sired by knights. A knight who can trace my lineage back beyond Charlemagne. I will begin my story atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by my sword. Next, I amaze you still further in Italy when I saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle.
In Greece I spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Gonzo for Cuonzo!
 
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You are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure of introducing to you to a knight, sired by knights. A knight who can trace my lineage back beyond Charlemagne. I will begin my story atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by my sword. Next, I amaze you still further in Italy when I saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle.
In Greece I spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Gonzo for Cuonzo!

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You are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure of introducing to you to a knight, sired by knights. A knight who can trace my lineage back beyond Charlemagne. I will begin my story atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by my sword. Next, I amaze you still further in Italy when I saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle.
In Greece I spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Gonzo for Cuonzo!
awsome and epic your the shat gonzo
 
You are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure of introducing to you to a knight, sired by knights. A knight who can trace my lineage back beyond Charlemagne. I will begin my story atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by my sword. Next, I amaze you still further in Italy when I saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle.
In Greece I spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Gonzo for Cuonzo!

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I was a young father when I moved to Connecticut. A lot of the first friends I made were Italian. One, Dennis, invited my son and daughter to his daughter's birthday part. All the kids were going to be between the ages of 2 and 4 years. I was used to the southern kid's party. Adults talk/kids play. Eat cake/go home.

At this party, the pasta, wine and liquor was flowing while all the kids played and made their own mess. Cultural change for me at that time.
 
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