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#5
#5
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.​
 
#9
#9
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.​
 
#12
#12
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not
 
#13
#13
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.​


I love me for me!
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. ​
 
#14
#14
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!​
 
#15
#15
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.​
 
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