The Official Night Shift thread

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To Derek Dooley! Oh, where do I begin?
You self-centered, OCD piece of human garbage! You clueless charlatan! You took something sacred and pissed all over it. I hope your life is filled with 100 times the misery and disappointment that you gave the Volnation. May your senile mother accidentally load up your next emema with sulfuric acid! You are worse than Kiffin! Worse!







Drink dammit!
 
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To Lane Kiffin..."May you get the clap from your snooty whore wife and contract a anal yeast infection from getting butt hammered by your bullqueer mancrush Orgeron" AND "Get fired after losin 5 games again next year" :finger3: Bottoms up!
 
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You bunch o fellers keep it down. I cant hear the voices in my head.

To Duds, acting all uppity with the drive-by. Why are you not joining in? Do you subscribe to the Goat theory that we suck???
You are better than this! You must immediately drop whatever trivial undertaking you have at hand, run to the liquor store, and join in! It's Festivus Eve for gods sake!
 
To Duds, acting all uppity with the drive-by. Why are you not joining in? Do you subscribe to the Goat theory that we suck???
You are better than this! You must immediately drop whatever trivial undertaking you have at hand, run to the liquor store, and join in! It's Festivus Eve for gods sake!

To Doyle, Rucker, and whomever it may concern-

Little less jawin' lot mo drinkin'.

No this place does not suck per Goat. This place is allsome. That said, damn the people who ask me for things like I intentionally keep them from buying products. If its not on my self I dont have it.

Ole Dools, thanks guy for setting us back another 4 years. I guess you and Rommel can ride off into the sunset together on UT's dime. Tell Sal I said hello, well nevermind dont. The fact I said his name brings vomit to my tounge.

Kiffin, Im glad to see your dream job is working out for you. Imo, your a highly over-rated POS. Whos sole intention is to win at all cost whether it be legal or illegal.

Monte, I just want to ask you one question. Hows the unemployment line?

Phil, One word. Thanks.

Cheek, you sir are officially a blowtard. How on gods green earth can you eat a booger surrounded by media.

Butch, bring Hell with you. We gonna rise from these ashes and take back what is rightfully ours.
 
To Tee Martin, dont have a bad thing to say about you. After all this is a business and I respect your decision. Ill go as far to say I hope ole Butch invites on to stand on the sidelines again some day.
 
We are playing a drinking game, look back earlier today amd read me and Doyles posts to understand the rules. You just blew half your wad right there. One toast at a time :) Also my interwebs keeps going out for a few minutes, if I don't reply right away that is why.
 
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To all the former and current soldiers serving, I want to say thank you. For everything you did and gave up to defend this country. I honestly dont think we pay you men and women enough respect. Thank you.
 
To the woman in the parking lot yelling with a cigarette hanging from her mouth, we know you "dont give a damn" and 5150 call the popo but hey pipe down jack. Ive got a splitting headache.
 
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We are playing a drinking game, look back earlier today amd read me and Doyles posts to understand the rules. You just blew half your wad right there. One toast at a time :) Also my interwebs keeps going out for a few minutes, if I don't reply right away that is why.

I honestly was unaware, just blowing off steam. :hi:
 
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To Tee Martin, dont have a bad thing to say about you. After all this is a business and I respect your decision. Ill go as far to say I hope ole Butch invites on to stand on the sidelines again some day.

To all the former and current soldiers serving, I want to say thank you. For everything you did and gave up to defend this country. I honestly dont think we pay you men and women enough respect. Thank you.

I don't think you quite understand the spirit of this game dudz...this is a pure hatred festivus thing.
 

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