The Official Night Shift thread

[COOKEVOL]

/opens up his bag of manequins to place them in squatchy locations.

/anywhere with a tree.

 

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

I'm drunk. Not too early for me.

Yeah but we already established we're domesticated drunks.

 

[patrick]

what did i just walk into

 

[COOKEVOL]

I forgot what I said on that one.

I can't remember exactly, but you became the squatch.

 

[Grand Vol]

Gimmie a little while, ......


j/k

Unless you're on a military base in Oklahoma, not a dang thing I can do about it. Besides, tonight UT fans get a pass lol

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I am thinking of compiling a best of night shift quotes. You have my favorite squatch quote by far! The squatch reaction to noises and fireworks in the forest at night was priceless.

Dude, if you did that you would become ruler of the night shift!

 

[Dudleys87]

Finding Bigfoot, further evidence.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Duh!
It's like the only thing to ward off their Jedi-like mind tricks.
Sheesh!

"You will set off fireworks for us tonight Bobo"

 

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

Unless you're on a military base in Oklahoma, not a dang thing I can do about it. Besides, tonight UT fans get a pass lol

let me do the math I can get there... First gonna have to go down to the Af reserve and steal a c130......that part I think I got down by now....next

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

what did i just walk into

Just the greatest thing to ever happen to you.
You are welcome.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

what did i just walk into

Typical Night Shift shenanigans...You don't know about us?

 

[COOKEVOL]

Dude, if you did that you would become ruler of the night shift!

My favorite of yours was claiming you had to get look around your house because you thought Sam could see you in your pat Benitar t-shirt.

 

[Dudleys87]

lol:

 

[patrick]

is this a squatch?

 

[Grand Vol]

let me do the math I can get there... First gonna have to go down to the Af reserve and steal a c130......that part I think I got down by now....next

Clearance to land at Tinker in your stolen C130.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Dude, if you did that you would become ruler of the night shift!

Wonder if those early threads have been deleted.

 

[patrick]

Typical Night Shift shenanigans...You don't know about us?

never been here before.

u should call this the twilight zone

 

[SamRebel35]

Typical Night Shift shenanigans...You don't know about us?

We're kind of a big deal.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

"You will set off fireworks for us tonight Bobo"

Anyone see Bobo's newest addition to his Squatch arsenal? A hand cranked air raid siren.
Truly genius imo.

 

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

Clearance to land at Tinker in your stolen C130.

That would be kinda sweet.....pretty sure I would not get taht far though

 

[Dudleys87]

is this a squatch?

choot! choot!

Aww F*** get the crucifix!

 

[SamRebel35]

is this a squatch?

Proof!!!! You found it!!!

 

[COOKEVOL]

Finding Bigfoot, further evidence.

Is it on?!

 

[patrick]

We're kind of a big deal.

Nice!

 

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

is this a squatch?

Christ almighty!!! I haven't had that much yet! AT least ease me into it with some butterface first...