The Official Night Shift thread

[Escape Goat]

He's out of the truck. Oo the grass is soft.

I'm at home mister.

 

[Escape Goat]

I think he could be realistic if we weren't cheap with the offers.

Agree!!!!

 

[Escape Goat]

Gonna miss my wife when I leave. Sigh. Animals too

 

[Dudleys87]

Whats ya'lls go to pickup line? Mine is "Hey baby, let me get up in dem guts." Yea, Im a southern poet playa!

Hey baby, wonna get a fizza and puck? What? You dont like Pizza?

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

I think he could be realistic if we weren't cheap with the offers.

Tightwad Tenessee billionaires....bastards:cray:

 

[COOKEVOL]

Gonna miss my wife when I leave. Sigh. Animals too

How many weeks will you be out?

 

[SamRebel35]

Whats ya'lls go to pickup line? Mine is "Hey baby, let me get up in dem guts." Yea, Im a southern poet playa!

My pick up line is

"What it is hoe, ah what's up
Can a playa get in them guts
Cut you up like you ain't been cut
Show your azz how to really catch a nut
Well give me you number and I'll call
And I'll follow that azz in the mall
Take you home, let you juggle my balls
While I'm beatin and tearin down your walls"

Gets the ladies moist.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Gonna miss my wife when I leave. Sigh. Animals too

That's gotta suck man...:unsure:

 

[Escape Goat]

How many weeks will you be out?

3. Then home for 3 days

 

[SamRebel35]

Gonna miss my wife when I leave. Sigh. Animals too

Sucks dude. Gotta pay bills though.

 

[Escape Goat]

That's gotta suck man...:unsure:

Good money, but yeah

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

My pick up line is

"What it is hoe, ah what's up
Can a playa get in them guts
Cut you up like you ain't been cut
Show your azz how to really catch a nut
Well give me you number and I'll call
And I'll follow that azz in the mall
Take you home, let you juggle my balls
While I'm beatin and tearin down your walls"

Gets the ladies moist.

Yeahhhh.....I can see how that gets em lathered up.:blink:

 

[Escape Goat]

Printed this post to show your fiancé if we ever meet up for a game.

My pick up line is

"What it is hoe, ah what's up
Can a playa get in them guts
Cut you up like you ain't been cut
Show your azz how to really catch a nut
Well give me you number and I'll call
And I'll follow that azz in the mall
Take you home, let you juggle my balls
While I'm beatin and tearin down your walls"

Gets the ladies moist.

 

[COOKEVOL]

3. Then home for 3 days

That sucks.

 

[Escape Goat]

Sucks dude. Gotta pay bills though.

Yep yep

 

[Escape Goat]

Yeahhhh.....I can see how that gets em lathered up.:blink:

Hahahahaha

 

[SamRebel35]

Yeahhhh.....I can see how that gets em lathered up.:blink:

You hatin' home boy!

 

[JDogInDaHouse]

Hey baby, wonna get a fizza and puck? What? You dont like Pizza?

Hey baby, you like assless chaps?

 

[Dudleys87]

Hey baby, I know what your here for you know what im here for so lets just cut out the middle man and just go home. Guaranteed to work.

 

[SamRebel35]

Printed this post to show your fiancé if we ever meet up for a game.

How do you think I picked her up?

 

[Escape Goat]

I'll scrappy fan?

My pick up line is

"What it is hoe, ah what's up
Can a playa get in them guts
Cut you up like you ain't been cut
Show your azz how to really catch a nut
Well give me you number and I'll call
And I'll follow that azz in the mall
Take you home, let you juggle my balls
While I'm beatin and tearin down your walls"

Gets the ladies moist.

 

[Dudleys87]

well shat.

 

[Escape Goat]

That sucks.

You drinking Cooke?

 

[SamRebel35]

"Hey baby, you like guys that ignore you for 9 hours a day while they obsess about Jon Gruden? I'm your guy."

 

[Dudleys87]

They keep showing Bama scoring on UT. ESPN hates us!