The Official Night Shift thread

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Day 54- Today marks a fascinating discovery. The expedition has stumbled upon a lone survivor of this once thought extinct civilization. We are attempting communication, but are uncertain if he truly understands what we are saying. Perhaps we might convince him to travel home with us where we can better study his behavior. I only fear he might not enjoy 114's anal probing.
 
Mission note: Yesterday we lost Lt. Sparty. The wise, all-powerful overlords saw fit to rob us of his company. I am hopeful they will return him to us, but as of now, his fate is uncertain.
 
Sup Sammy? The stupid heathens killed our thread. I hate em all. And for the record goat didn't start any of this. Some dumbass retard in the Zone actually made a thread calling him out. I hate these bastards now. I don't care what Doyle says, these morons are just dickheads.
 
Sup Sammy? The stupid heathens killed our thread. I hate em all. And for the record goat didn't start any of this. Some dumbass retard in the Zone actually made a thread calling him out. I hate these bastards now. I don't care what Doyle says, these morons are just dickheads.

I don't remember you being this mad all the time, man.
 
Sup Sammy? The stupid heathens killed our thread. I hate em all. And for the record goat didn't start any of this. Some dumbass retard in the Zone actually made a thread calling him out. I hate these bastards now. I don't care what Doyle says, these morons are just dickheads.

Hate is such a strong word. We're really quite sweet when you get to know us. No one called Goat out. His abrasive personality is what it is. We just like to play. And the thread isn't dead, it's just evolved, as every thread on VN does. Can I give you a hug now?

Seriously, in a gesture of peace, I invite you and Sam to the Zone. Just remember, it's all a big joke. Learn to laugh at yourself and the world will be brighter.
 
I'm sorry. You guys have just ruined this thread. I started this thread for the guys that hung out together in the late nights in the Gruden thread, and now I don't even want to come onto my own damn thread.
 
Night shift at 3:45 PM? LOVE IT!!! Oh hey Rucker, didn't recognize you without your New Kids on the Block tank top and MC Hammer parachute pants.

Correct. Now gtfo. Jk. If you can hang with the night shifters and mesh with our unique style, you can stay. We're kind of a big deal, so try not to be intimidated.

Here come those damned cats...

Oh, hey EG! I didn't recognize you with your dental dam out!

Go Dawgs!

Oh hey Sam, didn't recognize you without your Flock of Seagulls hairdo and cherished Elton John shades.

I usually ain't. I tried to keep it civil, but the morons just don't get it. This is not the ****** zone. If I wanted to have a stupid ass put down thread, I would have started one in the zone.

Posts from page one that include put downs. Zone put downs are just a little more... sophisticated. :)
 
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See what I mean. **** you dick.
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So. Just like any other thread on VN, talk to your buddies and ignore the rest. Use the ignore button then you won't see us. By the way I was posting in this thread almost from the beginning.
 

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