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If that doesn't make you smile, you aren't human.
 
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Not to mention whiny ass kids and their wants. If I did that my dad would have given me something whine about and I still wouldnt have gotten any damn candy.

I got the remedy.

Where do you guys think you're goin? Nobodys leaving, nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned NS family Christmas. This is a full blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here..We're going to press on, and we are going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny F*****g Kaye!!!.....And when Santa squeezes his fat white a$$ down that chimney tonight...He is going to fnd the jolliest bunch of a$$holes this side of the nuthouse!!! :) Cheer up guys, look at it this way, enjoy it while you can, because we are not long for this world. All these folks getting on your nerves now, will not always be around, and maybe neither will you. We are not guaranteed tommorow, so make the best of today.
 
But even as Christmas is a fun holiday, Halloween still beats it hands down.
 

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Watchin the 97 SEC championship against the barn, and wondering how in the hell Chavis and Fulmer could have that many talented players on Def, and only manage 39th in the country.:crazy: Now I remember why I thought Chavis sucked.
 
Where do you guys think you're goin? Nobodys leaving, nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned NS family Christmas. This is a full blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here..We're going to press on, and we are going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny F*****g Kaye!!!.....And when Santa squeezes his fat white a$$ down that chimney tonight...He is going to fnd the jolliest bunch of a$$holes this side of the nuthouse!!! :) Cheer up guys, look at it this way, enjoy it while you can, because we are not long for this world. All these folks getting on your nerves now, will not always be around, and maybe neither will you. We are not guaranteed tommorow, so make the best of today.
Do you promise that the people getting on my nerves won't always be around?
Don't toy with my emotions.
 
Sensitive Squatch Says,
"Merry Christmas. No, I really mean it. I sincerely wish merriment to you on Christmas."
 

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