The Official Make Fun of UCLA with Pictures Thread

#276
#276
Someone needs some clearsil.

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:lolabove: Kevin Prince :lolabove:
 
#277
#277
The make fun of UCLA thread has turned into the beautiful women of UCLA thread....Not complaining or anything but damn guys...I feel like I am going through puberty again...the beach boys are in my head right now..."I wish they all could be California girlssss"...I'm tellin ya, I would crawl a mile through shredded glass and do a back flip into a pool of alcohol just to to be the towel boy for the UCLA cheerleaders....We'll give you guys that win LOL
 
#284
#284
This is straight from the UCLA Football Forum... Thought you might need a good laugh. Quick warning, some of these are fightin' words.

Why are we gonna BEAT Rocky Top?

Why did we beat Rocky Top Last Year?
Why did we hire the best coaching staff in college football?
Why do we have the fastest Running Backs in the Nation?
Why do we have a RB named KNOX? Is he from KNOX-VILLE?
Why do we have the fastest Receivers in the Nation?
Why is our new QB’s arm so strong?
Why is his name Prince? Is he a real Prince?
Why did the O-Line decide to play this year?
Why is our Defense so pissed off this year?
Why is our DL Lineman’s name Price? Is there a Price to Pay?
What’s a Bos-Worth? Or two?
Does Burner Rhyme with Verner?
Why did Terrance Austin almost lead the nation in All Purpose yards?
Why do we have the Best Special Teams Players in the Nation?
Why do we Hate the Color Orange?
Why did Rocky Top Hire ex ‘sc coaches who got fired everywhere else?
Why do they play that Stupid Song over and over?
Why does their band only know one song, like ‘sc?
Why is their mascot an ol’ blood hound? Did he volunteer for the job?
Why does the SEC think it’s better than the PAC 10?
Why are we gonna kick their butts this year?

I don’t know, WHY NOT?



Anyone care to answer a few of these questions lol
 
#285
#285
killacamoh9 said:
This is straight from the UCLA Football Forum... Thought you might need a good laugh. Quick warning, some of these are fightin' words.

Why are we gonna BEAT Rocky Top?
-----you're not
Why did we beat Rocky Top Last Year?
-----Clawfense / Fulmer / 3rd and Chavis
Why did we hire the best coaching staff in college football?
-----you didn't
Why do we have the fastest Running Backs in the Nation?
-----you don't
Why do we have a RB named KNOX? Is he from KNOX-VILLE?
-----is that a prerequisite?
Why do we have the fastest Receivers in the Nation?
-----steroids
Why is our new QB’s arm so strong?
-----meet Eric Berry
Why is his name Prince? Is he a real Prince?
-----seriously doubt it
Why did the O-Line decide to play this year?
-----just wait
Why is our Defense so pissed off this year?
-----they don't have Monte Kiffin
Why is our DL Lineman’s name Price? Is there a Price to Pay?
-----yes, how much did you pay him?
What’s a Bos-Worth? Or two?
-----a Seahawk who got run over by Bo Jackson
-----meet Bryce Brown
Does Burner Rhyme with Verner?
-----because it does
Why did Terrance Austin almost lead the nation in All Purpose yards?
-----do you remember Monte that you met earlier?
Why do we have the Best Special Teams Players in the Nation?
-----riiiiiiiight
Why do we Hate the Color Orange?
-----because you aren't cool enough
Why did Rocky Top Hire ex ‘sc coaches who got fired everywhere else?
-----to win
Why do they play that Stupid Song over and over?
-----because we are going to score over and over
Why does their band only know one song, like ‘sc?
-----pay attention
Why is their mascot an ol’ blood hound? Did he volunteer for the job?
-----yes he did
Why does the SEC think it’s better than the PAC 10?
-----seriously?
Why are we gonna kick their butts this year?
-----see above
I don’t know, WHY NOT?
-----because you are the 4th best team in California.



Anyone care to answer a few of these questions lol
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Sorry, I had to.
 
#291
#291
PhantomOfNeyland said:
This is unrelated but I can't start a thread yet and this really isn't thread worthy. My girlfriend and I got great seats behind the bench of our guys and she's always been a supporter of Crompton, so much to my demise she wants to make an ESPN mnemonic sign incorporating Crompton's name. Anyone have any ideas they'd like to throw my way?
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Crompton
Rembers
Obstacles
Made
Public
To
Onlookers
Nationwide


It's 2009 now, though
 
#294
#294
How pathetic of a coach do you have to be to NOT have UCLA in the top 5 in recruiting every year! Make those cheerleaders hostesses (ala Lacy Pearl) and your talent level will increase like crazy.
 
#296
#296
I think we need a thread like this every week.We can call it lovely ladies of (insert team name here).This turned out to be a great Thread!:eek:hmy:
 
#298
#298
volfanstuckinga said:
How pathetic of a coach do you have to be to NOT have UCLA in the top 5 in recruiting every year! Make those cheerleaders hostesses (ala Lacy Pearl) and your talent level will increase like crazy.
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They do have the Bruin Belles which help welcome incoming recruits. They're just not hoes like the ones at $C.
 
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