The Official Make Fun of Bammer Thread!!!!

[K Zed]

 

[trickyricky]

How do you get a bama cheerleader in your dorm room?

Grease her hips and push

 

[RockyTopVol]

How can you tell when a 'Bama cheerleader is on her period?



She's only wearing one sock.

 

[JustFunnN'Orange]

One day, a Tennessee fan, Notre Dame, Bama, and Florida Fan all climb to the top of a hill. In a act of pride of his team, the Florida fan shouts "THIS IS FOR THE FLORIDA GATORS!" and throws himself off the cliff. Not to be outdone, the Notre Dame fan shouts "THIS IS FOR THE FIGHTING IRISH!" and does likewise. Now, only the Bama and Tennessee fans are left. Then, seeing the actions of the previous two, the Tennessee fan cries: "THIS IS FOR THE TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS!" and pushes the the Bama fan off the cliff.

Haven't heard that one.....that is funny!!! :lolabove:

 

[trickyricky]

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Anybody know where I can get this as a bumper sticker?ost-4-1090547912:ost-4-1090547912:ost-4-1090547912:

 

[K Zed]

i still remember that epic commercial...

 

[pantone151]

 

[Bear Bryant]

Are you the Schwab guy from ESPN that challenged everybody about sports trivia?

In spirit.

 

[Behr]

How long does it take a female Bama fan to take a crap?

9 months.

 

[bigorange]

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[WB4LBJ_4_UT]

No pics to post, but I do have a cute story. Several years ago we had some friends over for dinner. One of the visitors is from Alabama and a huge fan (Her hubby is a Vandy fan, go figure). Anyway, their son, who was about 5 at the time, went into my oldest boys room and found an orange & white shaker. He asked me, "Mr. John, what is this for?"...muwahaha I thought. I told him "run down the hallway and scream GO BIG ORANGE as loud as you can. hehe...you should have seen the look on her face...

 

[rekinhavoc]

I believe it is the backwards mullet, or "tellum".

Thank you sir!

 

[pantone151]

....

Bear.. How hard is it to type seeing as how you're dead and all?

 

[Bear Bryant]

Bear.. How hard is it to type seeing as how you're dead and all?

I want to be reffered to as Howie Schwab, The Schwab or Schwaber from now on. I am going through an e-identity crisis. Please help me through this diffucult time. Thank you.
~Howie Schwab.

 

[warrior]

Some good ole Alabama Trash. YouTube - Ricky's Rant

 

[Cartervol]

Some good ole Alabama Trash. YouTube - Ricky's Rant

That was hilarious.:lolabove:

 

[utvol0427]

Some good ole Alabama Trash. YouTube - Ricky's Rant

Lol

I bet your mother was a whore.

 

[K Zed]

Some good ole Alabama Trash. YouTube - Ricky's Rant

anyone read the comments? Kevin the Great was the best one....lol:

 

[Ill Will Vol]

YouTube - Vols-Tide 2003 4th&19

 

[Ill Will Vol]

Some good ole Alabama Trash. YouTube - Ricky's Rant

I mean it doesn't get much better than that, but I don't even understand how you could watch a game with that guy.

 

[BeecherVol]

Some good ole Alabama Trash. YouTube - Ricky's Rant

Wow, I am truely speechless after that.



Wow!

 

[Dt2012]

 

[Jasongivm6]

Never get tired of these

YouTube - Bama's #1 Fan

 

[NeylandArmy]

The game that killed the Bear -- 1982 UT 35 UA 28!!

that game was one of my first visits to neyland....I was three...one of my first and best memories...still remember the goal posts being carried out..

 

[BeecherVol]

You had a good memory for a 3 year old.