The Official Make Fun of Bammer Thread!!!!

#177
#177
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#190
#190
How do you compliment an Ala. woman??

That's a nice tooth ya got there!

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What do you have with 30 Ala. women in the same room?


A full set of teeth.

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Fun Fact. Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Ala.?

If it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a "teethbrush"

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What do Ala. women say during sex?

"Get off me daddy, you're mashin my tabakker

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Why do Ala. couples do it doggy style?

So they can both watch NASCAR.

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An Ala. couple get married. During the honeymoon, Bubba's wife reveals that she is a virgin. Distraught and confused, Bubba races down to the lobby to call his Father.

After explaining the situation, Bubba asked what he should do.

Bubba's Father replied, "Git yer stuff and come home Son, if'n she ain't good enough fer her own family, she sure ain't good enough fer ours..."

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What do you call the sweat between to Alabamans making love?










"Relative Humidity"

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:)
 
#192
#192
IM4TN said:
How do you compliment an Ala. woman??

That's a nice tooth ya got there!

***************

What do you have with 30 Ala. women in the same room?


A full set of teeth.

***************


Fun Fact. Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Ala.?

If it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a "teethbrush"

***************

What do Ala. women say during sex?

"Get off me daddy, you're mashin my tabakker

***************

Why do Ala. couples do it doggy style?

So they can both watch NASCAR.

***************

An Ala. couple get married. During the honeymoon, Bubba's wife reveals that she is a virgin. Distraught and confused, Bubba races down to the lobby to call his Father.

After explaining the situation, Bubba asked what he should do.

Bubba's Father replied, "Git yer stuff and come home Son, if'n she ain't good enough fer her own family, she sure ain't good enough fer ours..."

***************


What do you call the sweat between to Alabamans making love?










"Relative Humidity"

***************


:)
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Oh my those are baaaaadddd! :eek:lol:
 
#193
#193
this ones an oldie but goodie.

What do Bammers and maggots have in common?

They can live off a dead bear for years!
 
#197
#197
Any University that produces a parasite comparable to J.T. Bowtie should have its credentials revoked. He is both physically and emotionally nauseating. No offense to you great friends, but that flaccid derelict scars the reputation of the South more than anything imaginable.
~Howie Schwab.
 
#198
#198
One day, a Tennessee fan, Notre Dame, Bama, and Florida Fan all climb to the top of a hill. In a act of pride of his team, the Florida fan shouts "THIS IS FOR THE FLORIDA GATORS!" and throws himself off the cliff. Not to be outdone, the Notre Dame fan shouts "THIS IS FOR THE FIGHTING IRISH!" and does likewise. Now, only the Bama and Tennessee fans are left. Then, seeing the actions of the previous two, the Tennessee fan cries: "THIS IS FOR THE TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS!" and pushes the the Bama fan off the cliff.
 
#199
#199
K Zed said:
One day, a Tennessee fan, Notre Dame, Bama, and Florida Fan all climb to the top of a hill. In a act of pride of his team, the Florida fan shouts "THIS IS FOR THE FLORIDA GATORS!" and throws himself off the cliff. Not to be outdone, the Notre Dame fan shouts "THIS IS FOR THE FIGHTING IRISH!" and does likewise. Now, only the Bama and Tennessee fans are left. Then, seeing the actions of the previous two, the Tennessee fan cries: "THIS IS FOR THE TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS!" and pushes the the Bama fan off the cliff.
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And screwed the Bammers girl friend.
~Howie Schwab.
 
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